funny momma jokes

[trevorsantos]

Damn Brawny you took all of mine lol. Geez

Well here's one more,

Your momma is so nasty, I asked her what was for dinner, she put her feet up on the table and spread her legs and said.


"Crabs and Corn"

eeeeewwwwww!!!!!!! :sick:

 

[Brawny]

Oh dear god not these jokes again...

I thought this phase ended...

Guess I was wrong..

Quoted for the freaking truth. :yesnod:

 

[CHOLULA22]

yo mamma so fat when she took a shower her feet didnt get wet

yo momma so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

 

[adf3424sdff]

Your Mam

 

[ericlewis91]

your momma is just fat and eats lots of mcdonalds cause shes fat cause she eats cause shes fat cause she eats!

 

[trevorsantos]

your momma is just fat and eats lots of mcdonalds cause shes fat cause she eats cause shes fat cause she eats!

WTF...:wtf:

 

[Sovieto]

WTF...:wtf:

yah seriously.


i gave him rep cause i felt bad for him.

 

[CantGetAWii]

yo mamma so fat when she took a shower her feet didnt get wet

yo momma so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

This thread is so bad...the same joke was used twice.
I love it!

 

[trevorsantos]

your mom is so fat she ran track with the dinosaurs in highschool.
wait a minute thats a joke saying that ur mom is old. well i aint got nothing to say.

oh yeah ur mom is so fat when she wore a yellow coat the little kids were thinking that she was the school bus.

if my jokes arent funny then i dont care.

 

[adf3424sdff]

Yo momma anyone?

 

[tijuana1]

Yo momma is so skinny she hoola-hooped a cheerio

 

[adf3424sdff]

Yo momma, it's lee, sorry im late... WTF

 

[tijuana1]

Yo momma, it's lee, sorry im late... WTF

WT...WTF :wtf: makes no sense

 

[adf3424sdff]

Yo momma, could I borrow some money please? Oh and, whats for dinner?

 

[Flagel]

Your momma is an ugly sea monster that tips over boats and partakes in sex with dead sailors because no one can stand to look at her.