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How to Pwn in Every Wii Game! (the mental edge you need)

Discussion in 'Nintendo Wii Gaming' started by Zhubz, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. Zhubz

    Zhubz Noob (and Mini Mod) Pwner

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    HERE ARE SOME WAYS TO PWN, cuz video games are 90 % mental, 10% physical!:smilewinkgrin:

    make believe your in the game and act like a d****bag towards the other characters.:wtf: for example: if one of the characters are hard to defeat (like the goron in twilight princess) say something rude like "you have no..."
    you see the point!:yikes:

    also if theres a character that you need to save, and you hate that character, pretend theyre a waffle, smothered in maple syrup, cuz everyone loves maple syrup!

    final boss, the only way to gain a mental edge is to pretend hes a noob just asking to get pwned. that way, your confident you can slaughter em, and its fun to pwn noobs. there are more tips, but i will have to tell you later.:D
     
  2. Zhubz

    Zhubz Noob (and Mini Mod) Pwner

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    it seriously works no joke.
     
  3. EK987

    EK987 WiiChat Member

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    Sweet advice, I'll have to try pwning some noobs sometime.
     
  4. Nintendork

    Nintendork It's over nine THOUSAND!!

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    With the new controller, it'll be more of a physical matter than before. Nice techniques, though.
     
  5. Haz

    Haz Nintendo Encyclopedia

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    ... if they're anything like the ones you posted here - Please keep them to yourself.

    Thanks :thumbsup:
     
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    Close 幸せ雑&

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    Thats football.:rolleyes:
    And instead of typing all of that you could of just ended right there.
     
  7. Redan499

    Redan499 Banned

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    Haha I've tried that with Twilight Princess and I'm already in the Temple of Time xD Its good to get angry at the game too, just dont throw anything lol.
     
  8. Jenova

    Jenova Final Distance

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    ... o.o ...?
     
  9. wele

    wele You can call me Wii-Lee!

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    lol... that's almost a given =]
     
  10. BlightedArt

    BlightedArt vv OMG Emo hampster!! vv

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    No thanks, I use skill, not naivity.
     
  11. Zhubz

    Zhubz Noob (and Mini Mod) Pwner

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    naivity just gives you an edge though. this will give you that edge and you will become a pure gamer (like me)
     
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    Close 幸せ雑&

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    Uh...well LOL.:lol:
    Its sounds nerdy, sooner or later your brain will be messed up and then you will think that your life is a videogame like you dress up as link and you go to forest to find a princess that doesnt exist.
    It's stupid "getting into the game".
    Just like boom head shot counterstrike video :)
     
  13. Zhubz

    Zhubz Noob (and Mini Mod) Pwner

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    well they all think im just too white n nerdy, and since im white you can easily tell when im ridin dirty!
     
  14. Zhubz

    Zhubz Noob (and Mini Mod) Pwner

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    haha new PWning Tip:
    get a wii skin! im not sure what itll do to help but itll sure make you wii look cool!
     
  15. Haz

    Haz Nintendo Encyclopedia

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    Seriously, why is this thread still open??
     
  16. Homesrfan

    Homesrfan ftw

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    Seriously, this thread is probably the most useless thread ever. It wasn't funny... it wasn't serious... it doesn't work...
     
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    LMAO.........QFT
     
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    Do not give advice to own at games, unless you are one of the best at that game at online play. The only way to be good at a game is skill. Just. skill.
     
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    yea and i didnt get the part that he said about being a douchebag to other characters...it's not like u can actually talk to them
     
  20. peterherr

    peterherr WiiChat Member

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    HELL YEaH AWWWSOME POST AND ADVICE

    i WIll PWN YOU NOW!

    :yesnod: :ciappa: :smilewinkgrin:
     

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