How to Pwn in Every Wii Game! (the mental edge you need)

[Homesrfan]

Seriously, this thread is probably the most useless thread ever. It wasn't funny... it wasn't serious... it doesn't work...

 

[Poseidon]

... if they're anything like the ones you posted here - Please keep them to yourself.

Thanks :thumbsup:

LMAO.........QFT

 

[Jenova]

Do not give advice to own at games, unless you are one of the best at that game at online play. The only way to be good at a game is skill. Just. skill.

 

[scubasteve]

yea and i didnt get the part that he said about being a douchebag to other characters...it's not like u can actually talk to them

 

[peterherr]

HELL YEaH AWWWSOME POST AND ADVICE

i WIll PWN YOU NOW!

:yesnod: :ciappa: :smilewinkgrin:

 

[EK987]

Stop Making Fun Of This Guy, He's A Hardcore Wii Gamer/noob Pwner....

 

[Zhubz]

Yeah man you should appreciate me givin you the secrets of pwning!
thanks EK987

 

[Zhubz]

:nono: uh uh uh uh! you see i have won regional gaming tournaments! i am one of the best in the mid west! TAKE THAT:ciappa: so this style gets me pumped so i can use the most of my skills. i have won smash bros melee competitions, a halo competition with friends and i dont even own the 360. ive won grand turisimo and need for speed tourneys and a madden tourney where i went to California to play. my slogan was " IAINT AFRAID OF NO COAST!" beat that!

 

[Sovieto]

HERE ARE SOME WAYS TO PWN, cuz video games are 90 % mental, 10% physical!:smilewinkgrin:

make believe your in the game and act like a d****bag towards the other characters.:wtf: for example: if one of the characters are hard to defeat (like the goron in twilight princess) say something rude like "you have no..."
you see the point!:yikes:

also if theres a character that you need to save, and you hate that character, pretend theyre a waffle, smothered in maple syrup, cuz everyone loves maple syrup!

final boss, the only way to gain a mental edge is to pretend hes a noob just asking to get pwned. that way, your confident you can slaughter em, and its fun to pwn noobs. there are more tips, but i will have to tell you later.

thanks for ruining it for all the TP players out there that ganon is in TP, i already knew this from some other person spoiling it earlier today, but this isnt even a zelda section!

 

[Haz]

:nono: uh uh uh uh! you see i have won regional gaming tournaments! i am one of the best in the mid west! TAKE THAT:ciappa: so this style gets me pumped so i can use the most of my skills. i have won smash bros melee competitions, a halo competition with friends and i dont even own the 360. ive won grand turisimo and need for speed tourneys and a madden tourney where i went to California to play. my slogan was " IAINT AFRAID OF NO COAST!" beat that!

Oh dear.... It's not healthy to be so full of bull...

With regards to your beat that! statement - "I don't live in a fantasy world"..

 

[pbatty89]

... if they're anything like the ones you posted here - Please keep them to yourself.

Thanks :thumbsup:

hahahahah well laffed

 

[motherbrainrulez]

Seriously, this thread is probably the most useless thread ever. It wasn't funny... it wasn't serious... it doesn't work...

you actually tried it?

 

[Homesrfan]

you actually tried it?

Yes. I told fake character that they have no balls. Then I pretended Slippy was a waffle smothered in syrup. Then I pretended Andross was a n00b. I pwned that *****.

 

[jshannonbuller]

What in the hell is PWN anyways?

 

[Homesrfan]

What in the hell is PWN anyways?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwn