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How to Turn Your Life Upside Down

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  1. ROB64

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    Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

    After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

    With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between over 9000 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

    If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
     
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    Lol. Fresh Prince in its literal meaning =D
     
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    ah, but after your mother informs you of your impending relocation, you must beg with her for days to allow you to stay. however, she will pack your bag and give you an your flight tickets. at this point, you will resign to your fate and say "i might as well kick it"

    you will then take the first class flight from phillidelphia, order an orange juice which will be served in a champagne flute, and contemplate the living conditions at your future place of residence. Unfortunately you do not beleive that the area will be complimentary to your own attitude, and you do not beleive that the suburb will be prepared for your arival.

    Upon landing and disembarking from the plane you will see a chefuerr (sp?) holding a placard which bears your name. However, believing him to be a police officer, and not wanting to be arrested, you avoid the man and run from the building.

    at this point, the story will resume at the point at which you whistle for a cab as described above.

    (from the extended version of the song which was aired only on the first 1 or 2 episodes, yes i have the dvds)
     
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    "First class, yo this is bad, drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like? Hmmm, this might be aight."

    xD Got it on my mp3 player.
     
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    and drink some orange juice from a champagne glass ;)

    EDIT: ROB beat me to it. *panic
     

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