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I must tell you all about Area 47...

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  1. Scream

    Scream President of NO MA'AM

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    Heard of Area 51? It is nothing! All the hip kids have moved on to Area 47 - In fact, no one even knows if it exists or, if it does, where it exists. It might not even exist on this planet. In fact, it might exist only in a 3/4 dimension known as Foo. The Russians and the Chinese have been trying to unlock the secrets of 47 for a long time now, but know one knows if they have been successful. I once heard a rumor that in order to get to 47, you had to take peyote while jumping into a massive whirlpool that appears south west of the Marshall Islands only on a full moon, and once every 2 and 3/4 years. It is said that you had to let the whirling mass of water take you to the bottom, and only there could you find it. The people at Foo are said to welcome any who are able to make it, even if they're a Russian! The secrets of everything are thought to be there. Now I don't know for sure, but I think it's very possible that these people, who live at 47, have actually discovered what goes on in woman’s minds! That last part is not based on fact however, just something I pondered.

    Earlier this year, top scientists working for NASA saw a glimpse of Foo while searching for new planets. It was hushed up by the U.S. government of course, as the knowledge of Foo can never be allowed to fall into public hands. It is still unclear how exactly these scientists were able to see Foo, but possible explanations have come from theologists from all over the world. Dr. Makovovich claims that when NASA looked deep into the universe, they caught a quick glimpse of untime, which allowed them to see the truth. Untime has been known for years throughout the scientific community. Untime is now, tomorrow, and yesterday. Time is nothing.

    Another scientist, Professor Hamilton, has said time and time again that Area 47, also known as Foo, does not exist, it just is. He explains further by saying, "Area 47 can not be, but it is.".

    Believe who you will, but just know, Foo is not here, and Foo is here to stay.

    I hope I have enlightened each and every one of you Wii Chat members.


    Thank you.
     
  2. mushroomedmario

    mushroomedmario ssb4life

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    what.
    the.
    ****.
     
  3. Sovieto

    Sovieto Banned

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    ill tell you where area 47 is
    its right near area 51
    that section of the desert was split into "areas" for the military.

    dipshit.
     
  4. Scream

    Scream President of NO MA'AM

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    I think this quote applies to you:

    "A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again."
     
  5. Sovieto

    Sovieto Banned

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    right.
    and since when was i learning anything from your post?
     
  6. Almo

    Almo WiiChat Member

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    lol well this post made my day...what re you smoking? cause man its better than what ive got! stop holding out
     
  7. ZiG

    ZiG WiiChat Member

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    Stop sipping the foo.... foo'.
     
  8. mr_resi

    mr_resi AKA:Skarecrow

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    Well, some things 9/11 was staged and the moon landing was fake XD
     
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    Do you have a source?
     
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    mushroomedmario ssb4life

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    i blew up area 47 a couple of years ago
     
  11. Scream

    Scream President of NO MA'AM

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    I try to bring enlightenment to you people, and I am made into a mocking bird. Squawk!

    The source you ask? Just clear your mind to untime and the source will flow right through you. Then you will see what I have seen. I wrote that report to show both sides of the story. My opinion is nowhere to be found in it, and I stated only the facts.

    I am like the Fox News of Foo.

    I will leave it up to each of you to make up your own minds.
     
  12. chach

    chach umm yaa.... anybody here?

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    What kind of Peyote? I tried it with some Mescaline over the summer and it didnt work although I ended up in water world 2 of super mario bros.

    edit: true story
     
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    lmao oh ive been there! dude we dont want enlightenment, its a gaming forum! we want mindless violence and sqaure eyes
     
  14. Scream

    Scream President of NO MA'AM

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    This can be arranged.
     
  15. chach

    chach umm yaa.... anybody here?

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    seeing a pixalated version of yourself in real life ftw...

    :crazy:
     
  16. surfinrach90

    surfinrach90 I GOT A JAR OF DIRT.

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    So basically you have no sources..

    Ohh and 'facts'... you can't just make them up see.. they have to come from somewhere :yesnod:
     
  17. DRMARIO

    DRMARIO Controversial.

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    I don't mean to be rude, but it sounds to me like you're reading from some awful Science Fiction Novel.
    What a load of rubbish.
     
  18. chach

    chach umm yaa.... anybody here?

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Wii_Smurf

    Wii_Smurf No.1 Smurf

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    chach umm yaa.... anybody here?

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    :p why are owls so great!?

    on my schools campus there are these burrowing owls, they are tiny and really cool looking. unfortunately there was a pack of feral cats that attacked the burrowing owls and killed them :sad:

    they are endangered species, so we got rid of the cats now if anyone is caught feeding the cats they can be fined up to 10000 dollars.
     
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