Japanese Wii safety manual

[i0n]

Came across these scans from the Japanese Wii safety manual thought they were pretty funny. Seems nintendo Japan have left very little out, so be sure to follow these instructions and you'll do just fine.

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[Mordecai102]

^^Lmfao^^

Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. A lot of them should be used in the American manual, being that half the people who use the Wii improperly complain about it like its Nintendo's fault. Awesome find though, haha :lol:

 

[laguano]

you cant play when you have a pacemaker? that sucks... people with pacemakers cant even get an MRI..

Oops, lol i did that... still works fine...

 

[i0n]

The 'dont put your wii near a xmas tree' is actually worth noting though - didnt know that one

 

[nintendowiigaming.piczo]

please don't take ur wii to a spaa

someone could have told me the wii was'nt thirsty!:shocked:

in the ipod nano safety thingy it says: please don't try to steer a plain,car++ with this item. don't use this to operate an other beeing

 

[xbandaidx]

You know, honestly I don't know if this means Japanese are dumber than us or at least don't have as much common sense, but I think it has to do more with japanese law probably.

I think the weirdest is the clover one.

 

[RichardC01]

^^Lmfao^^

Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. A lot of them should be used in the American manual, being that half the people who use the Wii improperly complain about it like its Nintendo's fault. Awesome find though, haha :lol:

I like the fact there still having fun after hitting there mate in the face.

 

[Haz]

Is this, Don't feed you Wii plants?? What the hell are we meant to feed it then!

 

[xbandaidx]

Maybe it was to give the player more luck when they play games they suck at?

 

[stuckshut]

The 'dont put your wii near a xmas tree' is actually worth noting though - didnt know that one

I made this mistake, all those tiny little lights make the wiimote freak right out.

 

[komio]

LMFAO this is too funny haha... they really should have had these in all the manuals