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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DBloke, Aug 4, 2007.

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Will you be geting them

  1. Yes to educate

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  2. No they look silly

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  3. Yes for epic fights (Jesus vs Toki from Fist of the north star (often called Kung fu Jesus)

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  4. LOL religon

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  5. Why no Devil

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  1. DBloke

    DBloke The last original
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    This is not a joke
    I repeat this is not a joke
    http://www.trainupachild.com/

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    What did people of the Bible look like?




    Scholars have debated this question for centuries, and opinions vary widely.
    Our purpose in creating Biblical Action Figures​




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    He turns water into wine folks! Quite possibly the first action figure to have "turns water into wine" as a selling point on the box, this Jesus deluxe action figure stands 5 1/4-inches tall and features glow-in-the-dark hands! He comes in an illustrated window box and includes eight accessories: a jug, two fish, and five loaves of bread!

    The name Jesus means "God Saves." The term Christ is a title for "Anointed of God". For Muslims and some Jews, Jesus was a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus call him an Avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), and Christians hail him as the Son of God.
    The bible mentions 35 miracles performed by Jesus that range from wilting a fig tree to raising the dead. Jesus was an extraordinary healer and nearly a quarter of the gospels describe his powers over sickness in the human body. The two miracles represented with this deluxe action figure exhibit that he also sought to fill the basic needs of his friends and followers.
    The jug represents the miracle of turning water into wine. Jesus performed this miracle at a wedding when the lengthy celebrations had exhausted the supply of wine. The fish and bread represent the miracle of transforming two fish and five loaves of bread into enough food to satisfy a hungry crownd of over 5,000 people. Jesus performed this miracle after deliverying his "Sermon on the Mount" speech. He was executed at a young age as a common criminal. Since then, he has been the topic of many theological debates. Although he is understood in many different ways, everyone seems to agree that he was an exraordinary man.

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    Wrent Adam and Eve in the nip

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    With guns
    WHAT THE SMEG
    And wheres the Satan figure
     
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  2. DRMARIO

    DRMARIO Controversial.

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    Thanks for making me laugh, prinny :p
     
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    Religion just has to make its way into everything doesn't it. I voted "LOL religon" even though there is a spelling error.
     
  4. DBloke

    DBloke The last original
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    ZMOG A DISLEXIC MADE A SPELLIN ERROR (spell check dont work for poll options)
    Quick ban his arse before it spreads
     
  5. surfinrach90

    surfinrach90 I GOT A JAR OF DIRT.

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    Why does the pope look like Jay Leno?
     
  6. Frogger

    Frogger God Complex

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    Oh my God...
     
  7. Abanoub

    Abanoub Smexi Egyptian ^_^

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    OOk jesus wasn't black (no racism intended) but i saw proof on this TV show
     
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    No, I don't think I'll be getting one.
     
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    nice... i almost bought a moses one before.
     
  10. normally i would say "are you kidding me?" but ive seen these before at christian book stores and things of that nature

    they are trying to give children a good idea of what biblical figures look like and how to grasp the concept of the bible so that a child could understand.

    if you ask me its OBSURD!!! thats like those christian based video games that they make for game systems :sick:

    ill stick to my bland no action figure ninja style torah thank you very much
     
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    mushroomedmario ssb4life

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    yeah i saw these at sugar mountain(im' not sure how big that franchise is:S)

    i was going to buy it.....but then i realised i had common sense
     
  12. lolz

    lolz based on a true story

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    i do like that jesus comes in both black and white versions.
     
  13. mushy_peas

    mushy_peas Wanna buy sum pegs, Dave?

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    it just shows the lack of evidence there is of god, if they have to make a black and white one just so you dont piss people off
     
  14. captainff

    captainff slightly amused

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    In a similar vein, there are also other figures for a more contempory Christian

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    Basketball Jesus Sports Statue
    To remind children that Jesus is with them always. A contemporary statue for today's youth. Jesus is with us in everything we do, watching over us & involved in all of our acts & activities.
    Resin. Approx. 6" tall.

    There is more of this type of model at www.catholicsupply.com if that is your thing.
     
  15. DBloke

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    Hes teasting them with that old "haha you cant reach it"
    Jesus has a evil side
     
  16. ZeLdA4LiFe

    ZeLdA4LiFe @SoHugo17 FOLLOW ME? :)

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    haha. ill be laughing when ppl see kids using these action figures on their WWE arena and jesus doing the choke slam on the pope. LOL

    but no, i wouldnt get one.
     
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    What on Earth does that have to do with the existence/non-existence of God? All that proves is "man makes God in his own image".

    As for Jesus' colour, given his place of birth he would probably have looked swarthy, Middle Eastern.
     
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    One thing I would like to point out, is that it says available in both colors, but there are more than two colors. If he existed (which I obviously don't believe) how do they know he wasn't Hispanic or Asian or something? Shouldn't they make it in more than two races?
     
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    Whoa whoa whoa
    Lets not turn this into a thread about wather he exists
     
  20. AndThen?

    AndThen? pull the trigger.

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    Haha, this reminds me of a badge I have with Jesus on it.

    It has Jesus dead on the crucifix, which is fine but one thing sets it apart: twist the pin and the cross flashes different coloured lights! It's like the crucifix Las Vegas-style.

    Unsurprisingly, it was bought from Hong Kong.
     

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