Jesus action figure

Will you be geting them

  • Yes to educate

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No they look silly

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Yes for epic fights (Jesus vs Toki from Fist of the north star (often called Kung fu Jesus)

    Votes: 11 40.7%
  • LOL religon

    Votes: 8 29.6%
  • Why no Devil

    Votes: 7 25.9%

  • Total voters
    27

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What did people of the Bible look like?




Scholars have debated this question for centuries, and opinions vary widely.
Our purpose in creating Biblical Action Figures​




is to help children identify with the Bible characters represented,
and to inspire children to learn the teachings of the Bible.

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He turns water into wine folks! Quite possibly the first action figure to have "turns water into wine" as a selling point on the box, this Jesus deluxe action figure stands 5 1/4-inches tall and features glow-in-the-dark hands! He comes in an illustrated window box and includes eight accessories: a jug, two fish, and five loaves of bread!

The name Jesus means "God Saves." The term Christ is a title for "Anointed of God". For Muslims and some Jews, Jesus was a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus call him an Avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), and Christians hail him as the Son of God.
The bible mentions 35 miracles performed by Jesus that range from wilting a fig tree to raising the dead. Jesus was an extraordinary healer and nearly a quarter of the gospels describe his powers over sickness in the human body. The two miracles represented with this deluxe action figure exhibit that he also sought to fill the basic needs of his friends and followers.
The jug represents the miracle of turning water into wine. Jesus performed this miracle at a wedding when the lengthy celebrations had exhausted the supply of wine. The fish and bread represent the miracle of transforming two fish and five loaves of bread into enough food to satisfy a hungry crownd of over 5,000 people. Jesus performed this miracle after deliverying his "Sermon on the Mount" speech. He was executed at a young age as a common criminal. Since then, he has been the topic of many theological debates. Although he is understood in many different ways, everyone seems to agree that he was an exraordinary man.

Theres a set
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Wonders ..........................
Wrent Adam and Eve in the nip

But wait theres more
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With guns
WHAT THE SMEG
And wheres the Satan figure
 
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paintba||er said:
even though there is a spelling error.

ZMOG A DISLEXIC MADE A SPELLIN ERROR (spell check dont work for poll options)
Quick ban his arse before it spreads
 
normally i would say "are you kidding me?" but ive seen these before at christian book stores and things of that nature

they are trying to give children a good idea of what biblical figures look like and how to grasp the concept of the bible so that a child could understand.

if you ask me its OBSURD!!! thats like those christian based video games that they make for game systems :sick:

ill stick to my bland no action figure ninja style torah thank you very much
 
it just shows the lack of evidence there is of god, if they have to make a black and white one just so you dont piss people off
 
In a similar vein, there are also other figures for a more contempory Christian

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BEST SELLER!
Basketball Jesus Sports Statue
To remind children that Jesus is with them always. A contemporary statue for today's youth. Jesus is with us in everything we do, watching over us & involved in all of our acts & activities.
Resin. Approx. 6" tall.

There is more of this type of model at www.catholicsupply.com if that is your thing.
 
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captainff said:

Hes teasting them with that old "haha you cant reach it"
Jesus has a evil side
 
haha. ill be laughing when ppl see kids using these action figures on their WWE arena and jesus doing the choke slam on the pope. LOL

but no, i wouldnt get one.
 
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