Kill the person above you thread

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i lock you into mcdonalds with all the food you could eat, so you eat everything until you weigh 400 pounds, then you have a heart attack, eat a big mac that was poisoned, then you die (finally, lol)
 
a use majic to turn u 99999 tons, everybody makes fun of you so u commit suicide by jumping off a cliff, but ur too fat so u just crach in the earth core and burned in lava!
 
i sing the alphabet while your on top a 1000 foot high building, somehow you hear me sing and think i am a really good singer, so you try to jump off the building so you can tell me im really good, but you die when you land
 
we are on a boat in the middle of the atlantic ocean, i push you off, but you land on africa instead of the ocean, and when they cook you, they heat you up by putting you into a pot of hot water, but you think they are being nice by putting you into a hot tub, so you go along with it, but then they eat you
 
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