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Link becomes a female wolf? why?

Discussion in 'Legend of Zelda' started by JoonKimDDS, Dec 17, 2006.

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  1. JoonKimDDS

    JoonKimDDS WiiChat Member

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    I thought Link was a guy.
    but then when he turns into a wolf, he becomes female!

    i don't see the thing, but then I see the other thing!!!
    omg...how embarrassing.
     
  2. Rabid_Toaster

    Rabid_Toaster NOO! THE BEES ARE COMING!

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    probably because it wouldn't be appropriate for you to see his...thing.
    but i know what you mean lol
     
  3. JoonKimDDS

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    I know that it's not appropriate for me to see his thing but then why do they show the other thing instead?
     
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    its called hair....he as it all over his body its not a thing
     
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    well i thing in each zelda game the have been makin link look more and more like a girl look at him in the new 1 he is wearin a short skirt lol
     
  6. the_peripheral

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    Not many people know this but Link actually has both male and female genitals. He's a hermaphrodite.

    He gets the best of both worlds. That's why he's a real hero.
     
  7. Rabid_Toaster

    Rabid_Toaster NOO! THE BEES ARE COMING!

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    lol XD
     
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    +Maniacal=Maniac+ Am I Losing Friends?

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    ... Prove It!
    No, Seriously...
     
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    Someone's into hermaphrodites. :ciappa:
     
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    Rein Lick Mii Wii Balls.

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    Someone wanting proof of an hermaphrodite isn't a pervert? :) .. mentioning the fact that you wanted proof was just a push for me to exclaim that you're into hermaphrodites ... sue me :).
     
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    ok so from wolves to hermaphrodites........I LOVE THIS FORUM!
     
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    Rein Lick Mii Wii Balls.

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    Well at least we're not discussing Link's religion... he is of course an Polytheist! :wtf:


    Also have you ever thought that in "Link's World" that Wolves don't have genders!? Thus being completely plain! Or it could be that "Link's World" has completely different types of "Wolf Species" and thus there could be that one species with just... nothing :p. Seeing as not every principle of our World corresponds to "Link's World" we can't be safe to say that genders for some species is relevant.... If you know what I mean... :crazy:
     
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    Ive never really noticed if there was ever a clear shot of his netherregion, so why are you making an effort to see wolf balls?
     
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    To see whether or not Link's really a girl or a boy :(.
     
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    does it matter? the only time i have seen link be a girl, was in the musical commercial japan launched for an old title

    and if your very keen on canine knowledge you would know that male dogs testiculars dont drop until they reach a certain age... so maybe its saying Link is either at age before puberty or is in progress, but Im not gonna wait to see the results
     
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    No, I'm not.
     
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    Come on guys! Link is so a guy just a pretty one, think Legolas. As for the wolf thing, love it but didn't Link turn into a rabbit when he entered the twilight world in Link to the Past...Not that I want to run around as a rabbit.
     
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    Guys, this is simple science. Link has the appearance of both a female and a male mixture breed in his face...you can clearly see the feminine facial structure and the lack of even the slightest bit of peach fuzz on his face.

    Now, you'll also notice that even though link wears tight fitting pants most of the time, you never see a bulge. This is because his vagina is on top, and his dingdong is folded in between his legs to keep it from danger. This is evident in the way that he walks and runs.

    And lastly, Link identifies with males and females in the game on a deep emotional level. Like Ilia and Colin in TP which leads me to believe that he is not only a hermaphrodite, but also a pedophile who molests little children who become fascinated with his sword skills and his mental prowess.
     
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    A weird mutation of Michael Jackson. :yikes:

    HIDE THE KIDS... and EVERYTHING ELSE.
     
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