Mario Pick Up Lines

[Almo]

"Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."


"If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."


"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."


"Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."


"I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."


"If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."


"If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life."


"You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."


"They don't call me Super for nothing."

 

[wario2ooo]

just wait until i get a mushroom, then you'll grow attach to me.

 

[ShinyDialga]

Lets turn off the power tonight

 

[ShinyDialga]

hows about you and me mix up a Mario Jr.

 

[sherwood3570]

just call us the italian, mushroom, stallion bros.

 

[wario2ooo]

growing taller isn't the only thing i can do :smilewinkgrin: :wink: :smilewinkgrin: :wink:

 

[Major Tom]

....ok.
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Are you from Heaven? Cause I have an erection.

 

[ShinyDialga]

lesa go! get a motel.

 

[elmo_999]

wanna see my piranha plant?:ihih: