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My Wiimote Knocked Out My Mother!

Discussion in 'Nintendo Wii Chat' started by Darkside7000, Dec 2, 2006.

  1. Darkside7000

    Darkside7000 Luke Perry for President!

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    Ok, so I just got my Wii at the local Toys R' Us. I excitedly set it up in the living room and popped in Wii Sports. I was greeted with Wii Channels, but I didn't have time for that now. I selected Wii Sports and after a few minutes was starting a game of baseball. I carefully tied the Wiimote strap to my wrist and stepped up to the plate.

    Nobody was there at the time (so I thought) so the computer pitched. I swung the Wiimote hard--a strike. Next pitch--another strike, this time I was WAY off. Third pitch, I swung...and I scored a home run! After doing a brief victory chorus and jig, I pitched to the computer.

    I laughed victoriously as the low AI missed three pitches. I stepped back up to the plate, this time ready for the pitch. First ball, a strike. Second, foul ball. Third pitch, I built up my momentum, prepared myself, and thrust the Wiimote forward as hard as I could.

    My heart skipped a beat as I heard a snap when the strap broke and the wiimote sailed out of my hand. I watched in horror as it careened towards the front door. At that exact moment the door opened and my mom walked in on her cell-phone. The airbourne wiimote smashed into a nearby wall-mirror, bounced off, smacked my mom hard across the face and fell to the floor. Pieces of the mirror flew in every direction while the frame fell and crashed into the ground and my mum was knocked out and my dad got scared and he said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air.'

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
     
  2. wii love gamin

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    woah thats pretty rough
    but the wiimote still works, right?
     
  3. Wiictor

    Wiictor Wiiner

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    hahahahah....best - post - ever :worship:
     
  4. Darkside7000

    Darkside7000 Luke Perry for President!

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    Yeh it works fine. Just a light scratch.
     
  5. RDBRaptor

    RDBRaptor I Rest on You

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    OMG, I can't believe you just made me read that. :sick:

    lol, pretty fun though.
     
  6. Arcadium

    Arcadium Not Banned

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    Why the **** you do that so damn hard?

    Man, you can kill someone with those "Kill-motes"
     
  7. wii love gamin

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    i thought so
     
  8. im_a_super_smash_bro

    im_a_super_smash_bro J'habite on FWONS :D

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    lol that was funny! i didnt see it comin :D
     
  9. Darkside7000

    Darkside7000 Luke Perry for President!

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    Seeing as im here, should I get Red Steel? Everyone ignoring my other post :sick:
     
  10. Jenova

    Jenova Final Distance

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    When I read that, my first question was : "Does the Wii-Mote still work?"
     
  11. Homesrfan

    Homesrfan ftw

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    I lol'd :thumbsup:

    Ha, I laughed at the topic title and when I just imagined your mom getting hit with it and falling... I laughed even harder. The Fresh Prince thing was amazing.

    I guess I have a sick sense of humor. :devil:

    Yeah - but anyways... that's scary. Usually nintendo products are so durable... why are these straps not...
     
  12. Wycky

    Wycky WiiChat Member

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    why did u let the wiimote got for??
     
  13. Homesrfan

    Homesrfan ftw

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    Assuming you meant 'go'...
     
  14. clockworK`

    clockworK` - i pwn n00bs -

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    im thinkin its fake lol..no way a wiimote could knock sumone out its not heavy enuff
     
  15. Darkside7000

    Darkside7000 Luke Perry for President!

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    Its not fake, trust me. I have a good pitching arm.
     
  16. RDBRaptor

    RDBRaptor I Rest on You

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    I think that could be the problem then, lol. You're not throwing a real ball! :nono:
     
  17. wiiCrazy

    wiiCrazy wiiiing since 11/19/06

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    HAHA!!! great thread. naw for real tho I've had my wii since launch and have played it non-stop. I've never so much as even needed to depend on the wrist strap. these brutes throwin their wiimote so hard they drop it,AND break the wriststrap just need to calm the f@*k down!!! (i think most are tryina get paid)
     
  18. Trulen

    Trulen Isn't here as much

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    Shows how much people get into these games..

    Texas Wiimote Massacre, anyone?
     
  19. pizzaluvr

    pizzaluvr world crown chimpokomastr

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    ive seen that on like 20 different forums...
     
  20. Jenova

    Jenova Final Distance

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    Doesn't matter. The only way the stap could break, and the wii-mote fly out, is if you physically let go. How could a strap break if it's still connected to you!?
     

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