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Discussion in 'Nintendo Wii Chat' started by Santoanderson, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. Santoanderson

    Santoanderson WiiChat Member

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    Yup,
    The last couple days I've been polling girls around the office, school, friends about which of the three consoles they'd rather play on a date. These are the actual responses that I received from the girls: (Read imaging the responses in the most "gap-girl" voice possible.)
    3. Playstaion 3- Doesn't that cost like a thousand dollars? What's Blu-Ray and who cares about HD.
    2. Xbox 360- Halo's fun, but I swear too much when I play it. (Romanticism typically doesn't involve excessive amounts of profanity, guys. Especially when she's threating to rip your head off and spit down your throat.) I guess it's cool.
    1. Wii - Oh, is that the one with the motion thingy? Is it true that it vibrates? (Seriously mods, that was a response! And I don't think it was for some dirty reason. :smilewinkgrin:) No way, you're getting one? Will you bring it to work? It's so small, my brother's Xbox is huge! And all I have to do is this? (waves her hand erraticly pretending it's a lightsaber.) Maybe we can have a Wii party.
     
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    ...That's so ****in' dirty. xD Awesome.
     
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    I know, I imagined my self living in the dorms playing a PS3 and a girl would walk by and be like hey whats up and Id be like yo. Shed ask what Im playing and Id say "some WWII game"....her, "....oh cool, have fun"...

    then I imagined myself playing the Wii, then the girl would call all her friends over and we be like rocking the **** out and Twisted Sister would just start playing out of nowhere "we're not gonna take it!..." and then I'd be the pimp of the floor, having a schedule and girls lining up just to get on the list to play with me and my vibrating controllers....
     
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    "Hey, girls, wanna come over to my place and play with my Wii?"
    xD BWAHAHA!
     
  5. Santoanderson

    Santoanderson WiiChat Member

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    Imagine her response when she finds that it doesn't just vibrate, but also has an internal speaker that makes "ca-ching" noises.
     
  6. NeMeZyZ

    NeMeZyZ Chapter .1

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    damn white girls lol
     
  7. bubba-ga-nush

    bubba-ga-nush Im on more than you think

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    hehe thats great
     
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    THEY'D HIT THAT!
     
  9. Kumoriken

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    **** yeah. :ihih: .... <--- Creepiest smiley I've ever seen. xD
     
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    I don't think consoles in general will get you chicks. Sorry to brake it to you guys. But maybe, just maybe the exercise you get by playing the Wii will get you so ripped that chicks will come flockin'. :p
     
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    Any chick that comes over to play video games isn't my kind of chick:ciappa:
     
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    I got lucky that the g/f likes video games some even if she is a sony fan... but what sucks really is that the few chicks that love video games are the few chicks that like them more than guys... hopefully some can find the few exceptions
     
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    GreyKirby Fo-Weva Pink!

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    bwhahah i would have said the same
     
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    Wow some of u are pretty sad. You must be a degenerate if ur gonna try and get chicks by introducing ur wii to them. Im sure the only ones ull get are desperate, hormone driven ones that want a vibrator.
     
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    GreyKirby Fo-Weva Pink!

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    The only chicks who will want me for the wii are Nerdy ones, WIth the braces and the hole nerdy 'ensemble'
    Get yours now!
    Includes
    -freckles
    -Lots of pimples
    -Big glasses
    -Braces
    -Fuzzy hair
    -Very hairy
    -Over Weight +100pounds
     
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    Giggidy giggidy gooo...thats all i have to say lol
     
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    ooh never thought of it that way, well this thread is still here... i guess you can go away when you get yer wii and live in solitude and glad you swore off women for a video game...

    and i dunno what you guys are talkin bout, almost every girl around where i live plays video games and pass the "pretty decent looking" point... maybe im just lucky.. and this aint no shallow hal biz either
     
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    GreyKirby Fo-Weva Pink!

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    Ya pretty much ur lucky
     
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    Actually, yeah, the Wii will actually have the best chance of attracting chicks that are decent-looking. It's pretty much not even a video game console to them. >.> Just some entertainment. The way I see it, they'll be glad to come over and try it out. xD
     
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    yeah thats probly it, I finally got my sis hooked on ps2 with guitar hero just because of the guitar controller.
     

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