Quotes of the day

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I found this one:

Ryan Giggs(Manchester United player) said:
“He’s been on fire this season, his form has been unbelievable. For someone in his position and of his age to be as consistent as he has been is remarkable.”

He was talking about Cristiano Ronaldo.
 
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
 
Einstein: It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
 
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
-- Ray Romano
 
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” - Bruce Lee

I love that one.
 
Cool new sig ;)

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
-- Billy Connoly
 
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 9/21/88 - Dan Quayle

Source: http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Politics/quayle.htm

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober" - Churchill

Source: http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Politics/churchill.htm

"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth." - Patrick Murray.

Source: http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Professional/lawyer.htm
 
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Squall7 said:
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 9/21/88 - Dan Quayle

Source: http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Politics/quayle.htm

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober" - Churchill

Source: http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Politics/churchill.htm

"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth." - Patrick Murray.

Source: http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Professional/lawyer.htm
Hah, I like the last 2 best. :lol:

“If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.” - Bruce Lee

“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee :lol:

"Very difficult to understand American audience, what they like, what they don't like. Some movie I like very much, it doesn't work. Some movie I don't like, it gets big box office. Very difficult." - Jackie Chan

Explain that last one to the American people. :/
 
ssbb clear your Pm messages please your all full up!

'how to fold up a pram. Step 1: remove baby'
- anonymus manufacturer
 
Cpt.McCloud said:
ssbb clear your Pm messages please your all full up!

'how to fold up a pram. Step 1: remove baby'
- anonymus manufacturer
Sry dude, just did about 10 min. ago. :)
 
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My Fisical Education teacher sad this to our class:
"You want to run like the atlects from the olimpics you need to move your arms really, really well" :lol:
 
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