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  1. Destiny

    Destiny Survived WC for 2 years

    Mar 17, 2008
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    So, here's how you're supposed to do this:

    Dear (Someone you recently talked to),
    I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
    (Your name)

    1) What's the color of your shirt?
    Blue - I'm in love with your cat
    Red - Our affair is over
    White - I’m joining the Convent
    Black -Our romance is over
    Green- Our socks don't match
    Grey - You're a leprechaun
    Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
    Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
    Brown - The mafia wants you
    No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
    Other -I dislike your eyelashes

    2) Which is your birth month?
    January - That night you picked your nose
    February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
    March - When your dwarf bit me
    April - When I tripped on peanut butter
    May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
    June - When you put cuffs on me
    July – When I saw the purple monkey
    August - When you smacked my ass
    September - Last year when you peed your pants
    October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
    November - When your dog humped my leg
    December - When I finally changed my underwear

    3) Which food do you prefer?
    Tacos - In your apartment
    Chicken- In your car
    Pasta - Outside of your office
    Hamburgers - Under the bus
    Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
    Lasagna - In your closet
    Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
    Seafood - In a clown suit
    Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
    Pizza - At the mental hospital
    Hot dog - Under a street light
    Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

    4) What's the color of your socks?
    Yellow - Ignore
    Red - Put whipped cream on
    Black - Hit on
    Blue - Knock out
    Purple - Pour syrup on
    White - Carve your initials into
    Grey - Pull the clothes off
    Brown - bite off
    Orange - Castrate
    Pink - Pull the pants off of
    Barefoot - Sit on
    Other - Drive over

    5) What's the color of your underwear?
    Black - My boyfriend
    White - My father
    Grey – The Catholic Priest
    Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
    Purple - My corned beef hash
    Red – My knee caps
    Blue - My salt-beef bucket
    Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
    Orange - My Blink 182 cd
    Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
    Other --The elephant in the corner

    6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
    One Tree Hill - Senile
    Heroes- Frostbitten
    Lost - High
    Simpsons- Cowardly
    The news - Scarred
    American Idol - Masochistic
    Family Guy - Open
    Top Model - Middle-class
    Annat -shamed

    7) Your mood right now?
    Happy - How awful you are
    Sad - How boring you are
    Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
    Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
    Depressed – That we’re related
    Excited - That I may pee my pants
    Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
    Worried - That your Ford sucks
    Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
    Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
    Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
    Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
    Other - That your driving sucks

    8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
    White - Your toe ring
    Yellow - Your love letters to me
    Red - The pictures from Vegas
    Black - Your pet rock
    Blue - The couch cushions
    Green - Your car
    Orange - Your false teeth
    Brown - Your nose hair clippers
    Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
    Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
    Pink - The cut toenails
    Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

    9) The first letter of your first name?
    A/B - My virginity
    C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
    E/F - Your neighbors dog
    G/H - The oil tank from your car
    I/J - Your left ear
    K/L - The results of that blood-sample
    M/N - Your glass eye
    O/P - My common sense
    Q/R - Your mom
    S/T - Your collection of butterflies
    U/V - Your criminal record
    W/X – Your sucide note
    Y/Z - Your credit cards

    10) The last letter in your last name?
    A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
    C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
    E/F -Never will forget that night
    G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
    I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
    K/L - Hate your cooking
    M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
    O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
    Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
    S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
    U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
    W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
    Y/Z – am better off without you

    11) What do you prefer to drink?
    Wine- Our friendship is ruined
    Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
    Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
    Milk - The apartment building is on fire
    Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
    Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
    Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
    Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
    Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
    Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
    Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
    Other – you should stop picking your nose

    12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
    Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
    Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
    France - Love always
    Spain - With tears of sadness
    China – You make me sick
    Germany – Please don’t hurt me
    Japan - Go milk a cow
    Greece - Your everlasting enemy
    USA - Best of luck on the sex change
    Egypt – Kiss my butt
    England - Go drown yourself

    Here's mine:

    Dear Scott,
    I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When I threw up in your sock drawer In your closet and I saw you Sit on My Blink 182 CD. I'm sure you're High enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and Thanks for the Cocaine.
    Go milk a cow,
    #1 Destiny, Mar 17, 2009
    Last edited: Mar 17, 2009

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