Super Powers with a Twist

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but you can only use it in and around Antarctica.

I want the power to communicate with animals.

 

[Splash_King]

You must live with the stigma of bein' called "Landman". Even Aquaman laughs at ya behind your back...

I want the power of diplomatic immunity. cause that totally makes sense

 

[TampaBondo]

All goes well while you have diplomatic immunity until a trunk-load of kougarans is found in your possession, and some middle-aged black guy with a revolver says, "Your diplomatic immunity has just been revoked!" ...and then shoots you...

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I wish for the power to run faster than a cheetah!

 

[Splash_King]

You were, unfortunately, mistaken for a cheetah.

I want the power t' read any book in a single minute.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but you can only do that with Dr. Seuss books.

I want Mighty Morphin Power Ranger Powers...

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted


I want the power of Aquaman to control the mighty 'Karp

Yeah, I just noticed Aquaman is better than Magikarp because he has control of all fishy kind including the all powerful 'Karp. Does that make him the most powerful superhero? And that gives him a banhammer.

 

[TampaBondo]

Wow...no limitation on my Mighty Morphin Powers?! Sweet!

You get the power of Aquaman, but then get made fun of for being a crappy superhero for the rest of your existence.

I want the power to make my wife do whatever I want when I want how I want...

 

[Splash_King]

You're constantly hounded by feminist imbeciles for the rest of ya days.

I want the power t' change the time of day.

I want the power of Aquaman to control the mighty 'Karp

'Karp, controllable? By Aquaman?!

 

[Mr. MR]

I want the power of the Zora mask

 

[Splash_King]

You get all the weaknesses of a Water type. no more pichu hugs 4 u

I want the power of my own unique Final [STRIKE]Smash[/STRIKE] Splash.

 

[Mr. MR]

You must zap yourself in order to produce the muscle spasms need for splash

I want the power to never get tired

 

[Splash_King]

You have incurable insomnia forever. Sleeping pills can only help so much with that... Many'a Wiichat's staff seems t' know this from experience.

I want the unrivaled power of Mr. Satan.

 

[Mr. MR]

Denied, or else you would explode from the sheer power

I want the midas touch minus the whole turn living things into gold

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. You can now turn platinum into gold.I want the power of hacking!

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted, you can now hack anything that was made before 1975

I want to be able to perform a Kamehameha Wave