Super Powers with a Twist

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You get carried away, though, and the leftover neighbors start calling you the "Evictinator." Soon, you have no neighbors left and die an old, lonely hobbit in a run-down, desolate neighborhood.

I wish for the power to be Mayor of New York.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but New York is promptly exterminated by an alien family reunion

I wish for the ability to spawn shiny magikarp. (My purpose- to wrap in bacon and cook over a spit for 69 days!)

 

[TampaBondo]

Ummm...this is the "super powers" wishing thread...not the "wishing gone wrong" thread. So you get nothing.

I wish for the power to kill people like Rape_Jizz with my mind.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you kill yourself first.

I wish for the power of remembering stuff

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You remember that you are actually a woman. You open your pants and look down and realize you need to find a maxipad quick! Oh no, there goes another pair of underwear! LMAO Oh jeeze...

I wish for the power to shape shift.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You shapeshift into an ugly woman, and then forget how to shapeshift.

I wish for the power of SPLASH!

 

[TampaBondo]

You Splash yourself because you have bad aim.

I wish for the power to cook.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but your first creation is so good that you become a chef at the world's greatest restaurant, but the chef is Gordon ramsey, who's goes out of his way to criticise you. Eventually, the pressure becomes too much...

I wish for the power of the troll face

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but your face gets stuck that way permanently.


I wish for the power to bend a spoon with my mind.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, if the world ran on Windows XP

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i wish for the power of powers!

 

[TampaBondo]

You wished for no powers, so you get no powers...everrrrrr....

I wish for the power to never let Rape_Jizz get any powers.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Wish denied. It's not in the rules.

I wish for the power of the blue screen!

 

[TampaBondo]

You get the power of the blue screen, and then you yourself turn blue!

I wish for more emoticons, like 20 different ones.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. You get an emoji app on your iphone, but it turns out to be a scam.

I wish for less emoticons

 

[TampaBondo]

You get this: apermario::mad5::wtf::hatwaluigi::yikes::flowerfire::nono::idea::mushroom1up::hatmario::wii-white::wii-turquoise::wii-red::wii-black::wii-green:

I wish for the power to create my own emoticons.