The Never Ending Chain Reation a.k.a "Rock Paper Scissors" on Steroids GAME

[Splash_King]

Getting hit by a car leads to a near-death experience.

 

[LmaoAtYou]

A near-death experience leads to a different perspective.

 

[TampaBondo]

A different perspective causes you to rethink your life...

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Rethinking life leads to a different lifestyle...

 

[TampaBondo]

A different lifestyle causes you to live above your financial means...

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Living above your financial means can cause problems.

 

[xplosive]

financial problems can cause emotional unrest

 

[Splash_King]

Emotional unrest can result in hair fallin' out.

 

[TampaBondo]

Hair falling out can make you look older...

 

[Splash_King]

Looking old makes you want to scream "get off my lawn!" at the neighbors' children...

 

[TampaBondo]

Screaming at your neighbor's children will anger your neighbor's wife...

"How dare you talk to my kids that way?! Who do you think you are?!?!"

 

[Splash_King]

Havin' your wife angry at ya has you sleepin' on the couch that night...

 

[TampaBondo]

Sleeping on the couch can give you a bad back...

 

[Splash_King]

A bad back leads to uncontrollable crankiness...

 

[TampaBondo]

Uncontrollable crankiness can lead to being diagnosed with chronic depression...