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Discussion in 'Board Games' started by Da_Wiinner, Mar 20, 2008.

  1. Da_Wiinner

    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    It's so simple, just post a joke and the person below you will rate it, than tell one of thier own. A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
    Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?

    Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.

    Interviewer: How did you get that hook?

    Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.

    Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?

    Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.

    Interviewer: And that put your eye out?

    Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
     
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  2. VidyaVince

    VidyaVince vidya gaems

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    I don't get it...



    Why is there no Halloween in India?








    Cause they took away all the Ghandi!
     
  3. Da_Wiinner

    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    lol 8/10
     
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  4. Marioman

    Marioman Locke likes oranges

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    HAHAHA that made me chuckle...


    Uhhh 2/10 for that last joke not to good...I dont have one
     
  5. Da_Wiinner

    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    dont worry i got 1
    So this duck walks into a pet store and says to the clerk, "Got any duck food?"
    "No", says the clerk, "we only sell dog food and cat food."
    "OK", says the duck and walks out.
    The next day the duck walks in the store and says "Uh, got any duck food?"
    The clerk once again replies, "No, like I told you, we only sell cat food and dog food."
    "OK", says the duck and walks out.
    The next day the duck walks in the store and says "Uh, got any duck food?"
    The clerk says "Hey look, I told you two times already that we only sell cat food and dog food!"
    "OK", says the duck and walks out.
    The next day the duck walks in the store and says "Uh, got any duck food?"
    This time the clerk yells "We don't sell any duck food and if you come in here one more time asking, I am going to nail your little webbed feet to the ground!"
    "OK", says the duck and walks out.
    The next day the duck walks in the store and says "Uh, got any nails?"
    "No", says the confused clerk.
    The duck says, "Got any duck food?"
     
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    6/10 Classic but I've heard it before.

    A man is trapped on a deserted island with nothing but a sheep and a sheep dog. One night on valentines day they are all sitting next to each other watching the sunset and the sheep begins to start looking more and more attractive to the man. The man tries to put his arm around the sheep and make a move but the dog is protective of it so it starts to growl at the man.

    Sometime in the next year a plane crashes and the only survivor is Hillary Clinton. That next year at valentines day when they are all watching the sunset the man starts to get horny again. So he leans over to Hillary and asks "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
     
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    Dorkfish I'm Good at Games

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    8/10

    A lil blonde joke for ya


    So this blonde gets in a terrible crash, rolls her car multiple times and lands in a ditch. Miraculously, she walks away from the wreck unharmed. So the cop rolls up and asks her "What caused you to crash that badly?" And the blonde responded "Well officer, i was driving along on the highway, minding my own business, when all of the sudden this tree pops appears in the middle of the highway. So i swerve to miss it, but after i did there was another tree, and another, and another, and another, and eventually i lost control of my car and crashed here." Then the officer said with a dazed look "Mam, that was your air freshener."
     
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  8. Marioman

    Marioman Locke likes oranges

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    HAHA that's funny 7/10

    Ok heres one...three men are in a desert and each brought one item. 1st man asks the 2nd man why he brought water. He said incase we get thirst, then he asks the 1st dude why he brought food and he said in case we get hungry. They both ask the 3rd guy why he brought a car door. He says if we get hot we can just roll down the window
     
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    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    lol 9/10
    ... One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbors' daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.
    The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming I jumped the fence and replaced back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes".
    Within the hour the neighbor's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbour that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.
    Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage?"
     
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    KTIGZ Dirty Jerz.

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    rofl.:lol:

    _good one. idk any good jokes, but I dont mind reading them.
     
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    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    lol I love this one!
    ... John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy.
    "I've got a problem," says Buffy.
    "What's the matter?" asks John.
    "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
    "What's the picture of?" asks John.
    "It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy.
    "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."
    So he goes over to Buffy's house and Buffy greets him saying,
    "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the Box."
     
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    Floydd 雨... 雨..

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    Hahahaha 8/10 on that one. @ the Dead rabbit one
     
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    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    cmon somone else tell a joke im running out of material
     
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    Okay.. people may have heard this one but oh well, here goes nothing.

    A boy was talking with his girlfriend one day, and she told him she wanted him to come to dinner and meet her parents. The boy was reluctant, and only decided on going because she promised him a pleasant night if done so. So the boyfriend goes to a pharmacy to buy some condoms the night before the dinner. He walks up t the pharmacist and asks to buy the condoms. The pharmacist asks him if it's the boy's first time. He said yes, and began how nervous he was. And the two engaged in a conversation that lasted about an hour. Just having a good conversation with the pharmacist, and a pack of condoms he was ready for the next night. So the boy goes to his girlfriends house, and once he was at the dinner table he began hiding his face and trying not to start a conversation with her parents. She asks "What's the matter?" and the boy replies "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist.
     
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    Haha that last one was funny

    Here's one, but it's not very suitable to younger people so I'll put it in spoilers

    A Irishman, a jew, and a greek are walking down the street. Out of nowhere comes a car and kills all three instantly. They go to God, who decided to give the all one more chance on Earth saying, "Irishman, you can't think about beer, Jew, you can't think about money, and Greek, you can't be Gay." So they are all back on earth walking down the street. The irishman sees a Pub and says, "I'd fancy a drink" and poof he was gone. Then the Jew sees a penny on the ground and says, "OHH a penny" and bends over to pick it up. Poof there both gone.
     
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    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    lol good one
     
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    7/10 for the last joke.

    Its a bit blue mine so be warned!!


    A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat."
    The unlikely trio find a table, sit down and drink their drinks. Next, it's the ostrich's round. He walks up to the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the man, whisky for the cat." Then the ostrich takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them. When it comes to the cat's turn to buy a round, he simply tells his pals to "Sod off!"
    So the man goes back to the bar and asks for another two beers and a whisky.
    Impressed at his generosity, the barman says: "I notice that you and the ostrich have both bought a round but the cat hasn't. Why do you hang out with him?"
    The man replies: "I once helped a little old lady across the road, and she turned out to be my Fairy Godmother. She granted me one wish, which landed me with the cat and the ostrich forever."
    "What did you wish for?" enquires the barman.

    "A long-legged bird with a tight pussy…"
     
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    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    so 3 men are stranded on a deserted island and the find a magic lamp the guine comes out and grants them each a wish one wishes he could go gamble in LasVegas the second wishes to go his wife and children and the last one gets loanly and wishes for those to guys to come back.
     
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    3 explorers are captured by natives. The chief tells them to go out and bring 3 of the same fruit. The 1st and 2nd explorer come back and theyre told they are to put the fruits they got in their butts and not laugh or theyll be eaten. The 1st explorer has apples and laughs as he puts them in and is killed. The 2nd has blueberries, he puts 2 in and laughes. In heaven the 1st explorer asks "Why did you laugh you almost made it?" the 2nd explorer replys "I know but i saw John coming back with pineapples."
    - Heard this when i was in like 4th grade.
     
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    Wow where did you go to school...I thought I was the only one that knew that joke
     

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