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Valentines day gift addvice from me

Discussion in 'White Noise' started by DBloke, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. DBloke

    DBloke The last original
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    Scince some people wonder "What should I get her" this time of year heres some gift ideas from me

    From MAH BLOG THING
    *A realistic heart if you can make it squirt blood its all the better
    If you cant get one get a chocolate one with a jam/jelly filling

    *A wasp in a box (shake it a bit first)

    *A bit of wood
    When you give it to her say “Now I give you wood”

    *A (expensive) vase
    Just as you hand it over look in shock and say “Some body stole the flowers”

    *Some paracetamol
    Say “Its for them nights when you get a headache”

    *A trick mirror
    One of the ones that makes her look thinner

    *A tape of you saying “No it looks fine”

    *A cake tray
    There will be no cake on it as the cake is a lie

    *£3.45
    Give her the money and say “I cant choose what flowers you like so heres the money for them”

    *Secretively change all or her clothes for a bigger size (must be done all at once)
    Then say that she must have been losing weight


    I take no responsibility from any break ups cause by following my advice
     
  2. Chewy

    Chewy Shmunior Member

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    Those are the best gift ideas I have ever heard.
     
  3. DBloke

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    Thats the general response to them
     
  4. Subliminal

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    Wasp is for the ex, and nice reference on the cake (maybe a one day pass to Aperture Science for the ex as well.)
     
  5. ROB64

    ROB64 40lb box of rape

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    jaja, love the gift ideas.
     
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    Haha. Love the clothes swap idea.
     
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    LOL great ideas.
     

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