what makes you cooler than others?

So you have a Haiku in a language you can't even read?


... What part of dumbass do you not understand?

EXACTLY!

And also the truth that Americanized Haiku is a ****in' insult to the original poetical art. It's the only reason I spent the extra time adhering to proper Haiku form.

... That, or the fact that my love for the 'Karp takes priority over any and all logic 'n sense. Which in turn, makes me cool.
 
You're just salty that I actually like cool Pokemon. You, however, are ashamed to like Pokemon such as this.

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For those of you not as homo as MR., you now know why Dugtrio is just three Diglett heads.

... I'm cool because I'm not a raging homo like a certain Pichu lover.
 
I'm cool because I set Magus's theme from Chrono Trigger as my battle music in Pokemon Online.
 
You blithering FOOL! 'Karp makes YOU look cool! Magikarp is cool without the aid of any such maggot that might bow under His name! Both you and I are hapless scum in the face of the 'Karp. Have some damn humility ya bloody idiot, 'less you wanna die by Splash.
 
I'm so cool that about 10 years ago, before he got real big, I was friends with Kimi Raikkonen VIA a game called Star Trek Armada.
 
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