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Discussion in 'Smash Brothers' started by SantaClaws, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. SantaClaws

    SantaClaws Go Win a Darwin Award

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    SSBB should stand for "Super Stupid Boring Brawl"
    by Holz55

    This Review's Trust Rating: +3 -52
    March 1, 2008 - So I played this game for about 3 hours when i realized that it was exactly the same as melee game for gamecube. except that it had slightly worse grafix than the one for 64 but thats not teh worst. It barely even ran on my modded xbox360 that i switched the button that made it run on netindo wii games. I am super smashing mad that they aren't bringing back Sonic from melee, he was my favorite char on the gamecube in Feb 2003. The gameplay was nothing like the other ones, it was just the same as the others.

    Reader's Ratings for Super Smash Bros. Brawl
    Rating Description
    out of 10 click here for ratings guide

    6.0 Presentation
    It was ok, but would have been better if they used Microsoft PowerPoint
    6.4 Graphics
    Because 6.4 x 10 = 64, and the graf-x look like Nintendo 64.
    8.0 Sound
    Pretty good, but I was disappointed AFI didn't make an appearance.
    7.0 Gameplay
    Just like the other games. It didn't really keep with the same gameplay styles.
    6.0 Lasting Appeal
    No internet connection because I don't have xbox live :(
    6.4 OVERALL
    (out of 10 / not an average)








    I'm pretty sure this is a joke but if it isn't it's pretty sad

    Source: http://rr.wii.ign.com/rrview/wii/super_smash_bros_brawl/748545/81847/
     
  2. manufan15

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    Wow...that has to be a joke. If not, that kid (assuming) really makes himself look like an idiot.
     
  3. gidget

    gidget . ☆ ☆ ☆ .

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    only a master jedi can mind trick people... :yesnod:
     
  4. FLYNNN

    FLYNNN Join The Sonic Fan Club!

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    It's kinda funny, but obviously fake, yeah someone might be able to Mod an Xbox to play Wii games but if they're smart enough to do anything like that, they're not stupid enough to write a review like this.
     
  5. Dal

    Dal The Seagulls Cry.

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    Yeah, either this is a joke, or that guy is on crack.

    "Graphics slightly worse than the 64." Playing the wrong game?

    "It barely even ran on my modded xbox360 that i switched the button that made it run on netindo wii games." Get a Wii, dumbass.

    "The gameplay was nothing like the other ones, it was just the same as the others." That doesn't even make sense.

    Yeah, this guy also needs to learn ENGLIF!
     
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  7. SantaClaws

    SantaClaws Go Win a Darwin Award

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    this is my favourite part

     
  8. JAKE196

    JAKE196 Cogito Ergo Sum

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  9. Dal

    Dal The Seagulls Cry.

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    Didn't catch that......Yeah, this kid is definately lying or playing the wrong game.
     
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    Shoko The Shoke

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    That, or he's just stupid. What he said made no sense at all, he used improper grammar, and even mispelled Nintendo, and he said "It was different from the others but still the same"? What the heck? This guy was clearly out of his right mind.
     
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    nice_wii God of rock

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    Excuse please a have a spleen to rip out of a certain retard
     
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    JAKE196 Cogito Ergo Sum

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    my favorite parts:

    Pretty good, but I was disappointed AFI didn't make an appearance.

    No internet connection because I don't have xbox live

    lolz
     
  13. kiraownsurmom

    kiraownsurmom Man Points: Over 9000

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    Wait,Sonic was in Melee?
    lol
     
  14. Homesrfan

    Homesrfan ftw

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    I actually found that funny. :p
    Stupid review though, obviously a joke.
     
  15. Marioman

    Marioman Locke likes oranges

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    ^Haha didn't catch that...powerpoint...haha...funny review
     
  16. SantaClaws

    SantaClaws Go Win a Darwin Award

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    no he wasn't, that's why it's funny
     
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    there's something wrong with this guy
     
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    Dkw0101 Your Savior

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    ya definetely a lie kuz honestly, i didn't think the wii would handle brawl, tho gfx are amazing, no sqaures here, all circles baby, especiall peach and zelda lolz
     
  19. VidyaVince

    VidyaVince vidya gaems

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    Don't fall for the horrible troll trap.
     
  20. Aions

    Aions has a wii and 360

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    you know hes doing it just to piss people off and get attention
     

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