Yo Momma battles

yo momma

i love yo momma jokes! :papermario:

yo momma is so ghetto, that when she breastfeeds, kool-aid comes out

yo momma is so poor, when i asked her whats for dinner, she pulled out a gun and said next one who moves

yo momma is so poor, i rang the doorbell and heard the toilet flush

yo momma is so stupid, when i asked her to take the trash out, she moved

yo momma is so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture
 
I heard that one, but it's not a Mama joke.:lol: Besides I heard people say that Chuck Norris isn't really amazing, I think he got his @$$kiced by some guy.:p
 
The worst insult of all

You momma gave birth to you.

OH WHAT NOW? OH OH OH
 
^It's on!:lol:

Yo momma is so dumb she puts on makeup to make up her mind.:lol:


I said a lame mama joke.:lol:
 
Yo mama is so greasy she used bacon as band-aid.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
:lol: nice.

Yo mama so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers :papermario:
 
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