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Your Favorite Family Guy Moments

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  1. SkullKid

    SkullKid I really don't care.

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    Here you can post all your favorite moments from the show we all know and love. Here's mine.

    Gambler1: "So, are aces high or low?"

    Peter: "Uh, they go both ways."

    Bill Gates: "Haha, he said, 'They go both ways'."

    *hysterical laughing*

    Ted Turner: "Haw haw, like a bisexual!"

    Mr. Pewtershmidt: "Yes, thank you Ted, that was... the joke."


    Yeah, so I dunno if this is a cool thread or what...
     
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    ROB64 40lb box of rape

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    Anything that wasn't already done on The Simpsons.



    Stewie (in the girls locker room) - "My god, they're getting nude! Oh, I musn't watch- WOAH!
    It appears my wee wee has been stricken with rigor mortis."
     
  3. SkullKid

    SkullKid I really don't care.

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    Haha, I remember that one. But...I always thought Stewie was gay?
     
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    cons p WiiChat Member

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    stewie

    i wear long sleeve shorts under short sleeve shorts over long sleeve shorts
     
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    Dang it ! You beat me to it! That's my favorite moment! I"m not picking another one. Hmph. :D
     
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    Chris holds a sign that says John 3:16

    Meg: "What does that even mean anyways?"

    Brian: Looks in a bible, "And God said 'Go Pats'."



    my other fav:
    New Yorker in church: "Patriots suck!"

    Peter: "Blasphemy!" Throws 'holy water' on him. His skin burns.

    A scientist reaches into a box and pulls out a small bottle, "Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?"
     
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    Cool whip.

    Which is also my message tone :cool:
     
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    Bodine Sonic expert

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    When Peter has that flashback.
     
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    Lmfao.
     
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    JCpackers05 NiNtEnDoFrEakJMC

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    maid "noooo, noooooooooo superman no here"

    or her other one...
    "we need more lemon pledge"
    attorney: "but your contract says your supposed to supply your own lemon pledge."
    "nooooooooooooooooo"
     
  11. King Wiired

    King Wiired HITLER ME JEZ

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    This

    Or when Brian's working for Stewie

    Stewie: That coffee mug that you have on your desk, it says life's a beach? Umm that's dangerously close to the word ***** isn't it?
    Brian: Uhh, yeah that's the joke.
    Stewie: Oh, absolutely! And nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie, and you know between you and me I think it's a stitch, but some of the other employees find it offensive.
    Brian: Other employees? Who else works here
    Stewie: **** you that's who works here

    i cry every time.
     
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    ROB64 40lb box of rape

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    My favorite episode is probably road to rhode island, when stewie and brian are in the motel and stewie wakes up and touches the hot radiator and says "Damnit to puss spewing blood gutted hell!"
    Next he goes to pick up the phone and says "what's lois' nimber? 867-5309, no... Damn you Tommy Tutone!!! 111-1111, no. 111-1112, no."
    Definitely my favorite scene.
     
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    The live-action drug flashback with a guy in a Peter costume saying, "Holy crap I'm freakin out!"
     
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    "We're still on air in Boston"
     
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    Awesome. :thumbsup:
     
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    Haha, saw that one the other day.

    -"I hate black people"
    -"We're still on air in Boston"
     
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    "It's rainin sideways!"
    "Thank you Ollie."
     
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    Peter: See? They covered the house in Teflon so that
    nothing sticks to it.
    [everyone falls down]
    Oh, I probably shouldn't have had them cover
    the floors in it.
    Stewie: Look at me. I'm nude on ice!



    WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!!!
     
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    Blue Harvest episode

    Peter: I guess I could show you guys around since noone's trying to stop the ship or blast us.

    Clone Trooper: Stop that ship! Blast'em!

    Peter: Ah, Now I can't show you around!
     
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    Gikoku Harakami ミュージック

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    Peter: Ah! Tom Hanks, that's the guy. Funny, everything he says is a stitch.

    Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

    Peter: *laughs out loud*
     

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