But you don't have to. You know about the Conversation button, boy. Just scroll down.
"I've considered many possibilities, but I can't possibly know which one is true. If I were normal, then there's the additional possibility of you lying to me, regardless of what you do, if you tell me what has been done and I trust you, then that means there is a fact in my mind that I cannot confirm myself, a truth that could change at any moment."