Phans

Salve. I am Phantom.exe, but go by Phans. I may or may not be insane, and everything will be easier if everyone could remember that. My life goal is to become a monk.
I think you're supposed to have a list of favorite things somewhere in here. Ahem.
Watermelon.
1337.
Bertie.
42.
Minecraft.
Zekrom.
My least favorite is moral relativism.
My allegiance has always been with Nintendo, but I must confess that I prefer the GCN to the Wii, which means that, as a system, the Wii is a failure. The Wii does, however, have several really rather excellent games, a few of which I own and enjoy.
Concerning the Wii U, I have only this to say: At least Xbox 1 and PS4 were also jokes.

Video games, origami, human experimentation and the resulting court proceedings..
Location
I appear to be lost in space. It would be great if
Occupation
I am a senior editor for the Hitchhiker's Guide to
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