Corrupt wishes :]

[g dawgg]

The point is to make a wish, and then the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example.

"I wish for a basketball"

Next person: "Granted, but it's flat......I wish for a beer keg"

Next person: "Granted, but it's empty" and so on and so on...BE CREATIVE

I'll start...

i wish i got a iPhone

 

[vagrant]

The point is to make a wish, and then the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example.

"I wish for a basketball"

Next person: "Grant, but it's flat......I wish for a beer keg"

Next person: "Granted, but it's empty" and so on and so on...BE CREATIVE

I'll start...

i wish i got a iPhone

Games section.

 

[paintba||er]

This should be in the board games section.

Your iPhone gets a big ass gouge. I wish for some pot...

 

[vagrant]

This should be in the board games section.

Your iPhone gets a big ass gouge. I wish for some pot...

Your pot is laced with pcp, you end up naked in a desert in Mexico.

I wish for lifetime supply of Swedish Fish.

 

[g dawgg]

Your pot is laced with pcp, you end up naked in a desert in Mexico.

I wish for lifetime supply of Swedish Fish.

granted, but u get food poising and die because u crapped out ur stomach

i wish i had a wii

 

[paintba||er]

granted, but u get food poising and die because u crapped out ur stomach

You didn't make a wish....

 

[g dawgg]

You didn't make a wish....

fixed it

 

[vagrant]

granted, but u get food poising and die because u crapped out ur stomach

i wish i had a wii

You're Wii becomes defected and is only able to read Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer discs.

I wish I had a license to solicit hookers.

 

[g dawgg]

You're Wii becomes defected and is only able to read Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer discs.

I wish I had a license to solicit hookers.

granted but u get arrested because the license is fake and get but raped in prison

i wish my gf was always horny

 

[vagrant]

granted but u get arrested because the license is fake and get but raped in prison

i wish my gf was always horny

But that would first require a GF not made of glued together barbie doll parts.

I wish paintballer would post here again.

 

[mushroomedmario]

But that would first require a GF not made of glued together barbie doll parts.

I wish paintballer would post here again.

oh ****ing burn

granted but it won't happen for another two years

(ps. paintballer play along please)

 

[BrandonMcAuslan]

Dammit you missed a golden oppertunity to say

"granted - so she sleeps with any man she meets"

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

This As Actually Posted In The Games Section A Looooong TIMe Ago...

 

[ZeLdA4LiFe]

Dammit you missed a golden oppertunity to say

"granted - so she sleeps with any man she meets"

I wish I won the lottery.

granted but the gran prize is 2 bucks. :lol:

i wish i had a million dollars

 

[ganton]

okay but you stole it and now have to live in alaska where money dosen't matter

i wish for.... a 360