Quotable Quotes Game

[Brawny]

Premise is simple, just find good quotes from fellow members and post 'em!

Leading off with:

Emma says: I'll pay you some if I suck, okay?
Adam says: Wouldn't I be the one paying you?

Emma says: He can top any of your innuendos
Adam says: I'm alright with being topped (innuendo)

 

[Frogger]

Oh good God...

(23:00) Emma: My mum always wanted Zelda when she was little, she had an excuse to buy it when she had kids.
SHE DID ALL OF OCARINA ON ME.
(23:02) Tyler: She was sitting on you that whole time?
(23:02) Emma: ...That would explain my height.
(23:02) Emma: BUT NO...

(23:41) Emma: The family hogging my game is not nice.
(23:41) Tyler: I appreciate the fact that you are here talking to me by choice...

(02:31) Emma: No one really bothers with gyms...
(02:32) Tyler: unhealthy little bastards
(02:32) Emma: ...How freaking ironic...

...I'd dig out some more, but I'm quite knackered...

All Tyler, feel special.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Interesting that you choose to post only the times that you 1-up'd me. Not so coincidental that there aren't too many...

 

[Frogger]

I just found our earliest conversations, too long rummaging through them all!

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

...You save all of your conversations?

...Interesting.

 

[Brawny]

You don't?

 

[Frogger]

Blackmaaail.

 

[Brawny]

Blackmaaail.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I'm saving the really good stuff for when I need it though. :yesnod:

The distances are different from the first and second base...

...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball#General_structure OWNED

There are four bases. Numbered counter-clockwise, first, second and third bases are cushions (sometimes informally referred to as bags) shaped as 15 in (38 cm) squares which are raised a short distance above the ground; together with home plate, the fourth "base," they form a square with sides of 90 ft

 

[Dal]

DAL: Yeaaahh....just beware for some pervert may eventually join wiichat and stalk you.....but that has like a 0.9999999999999999999 chance of happenning.....or was it 75%?
Kira: 0.9999999999999999999 chance of it being prinny...lol jk jk
DAL: Hey wait....where is Prinny? Haven't seen him in a while.
Kira: *looks around while puttin a sword behind his back*
uh...nowhere
DAL: You Killed Him?!!!?

Then the person I was talking to first said something:

Essence: I know a thing or to about..."sudden death". LOL!!
DAL: O RLY!!!.....Well then get a gun....First who gets shot buys beer!

Then a big spam war started.....goood times...Arav and Kira joined, I think...

 

[[DT]]

This funny since I jus tposted some amazing wifey IM's today (another forum), let me find em...

That was STRANGE! They disappeared!

Real IM's from the woman today...

JB (11:24:22 AM): OMG i can't believe i am actually doing this but i am going to bench Peyton Manning in favor of Derek Anderson (of cleveland) because Peyton is playing the Jags and Anderson is against the cardinals

[OK not so much funny as just how cool is she rockin' the football]

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JB (12:29:22 PM): can i enter **** in this?
JB (12:29:37 PM): for testing purposes?
JB (12:34:17 PM): can you set up an account for testy mcturdburger?

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DT (2:40:05 PM): hey, your text is bold

JB (2:40:12 PM): haha all bold!
JB (2:40:15 PM): bold is best
JB (2:40:19 PM): yea for bold
JB (2:40:22 PM): behold the bold
JB (2:40:27 PM): youre old if not bold

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[Frogger]

(21:19) Emma: YES I BLOODY WELL DID.
In fact, I'm going to prove you wrong...
(21:20) Adam: this won't end well for me....

(21:21) Adam: and you save convos?
*scared*
(21:22) Emma: Oh, yeah, I... May need them for future reference.
They also make me laugh.

(22:36) Adam: I dislike the stigma on crying that guys get....and people like you make worse.
In your sense, "emotion" is only sadness...
(22:36) Adam: or at least what it sounds like..
(22:36) Emma: ...Nooo, there's anger as well...

...I think I love DT's wife.

 

[kiraownsurmom]

Arav278 (6:52:51 PM): contemplating if i should shoot my self with it to see if itll hurt
kiraownsurmom (6:53:16 PM): do it!
kiraownsurmom (6:53:17 PM): on video
Arav278 (6:53:07 PM): should i?
kiraownsurmom (6:53:27 PM): yes
kiraownsurmom (6:53:30 PM): i wanna see
kiraownsurmom (6:53:36 PM): but...what if you like
kiraownsurmom (6:53:39 PM): pass out
kiraownsurmom (6:53:51 PM): lol.its like a video chat
kiraownsurmom (6:53:52 PM): im like
kiraownsurmom (6:53:54 PM): "dude
kiraownsurmom (6:53:57 PM): dude"
kiraownsurmom (6:54:12 PM): "quit ****in round man"
Arav278 (6:54:19 PM): hahahahahhh
Arav278 (6:54:32 PM): ill prolly shoot myself in the chest or arm

edited for obvious reasons

 

[ARav989]

LOL ill post some of mine in a lil..ill edit this post.

EDIT:

Darren (4:02:43 PM): where the **** is my music files?
Arav278 (4:03:07 PM): shoved up your ass?
Darren (4:03:11 PM): meh
Darren (4:03:12 PM): checked

Darren (10:44:05 PM): a train is going 400 mph on a flaming track.another train is going 800 miles on a regular track.what color is the mans shirt?
Arav278 (10:44:20) LMAO

 

[[DT]]

JB (4:49:08 PM): that would have been a fun project
JB (4:49:19 PM): for the love of crap they cant even get the RFP right
JB (4:49:32 PM): must be a government "think tank" working on this project

 

[ARav989]

This is off memory but this is how it went.

friend- Lol this girl on the show Scars just got drunk and burned down her house.
friend- That ****ing idiot.
friend- Thats why you should never give a girl alcohol unless theres a drug in it.