The "Chuck Norris" Thread

[daisyJ27]

For all the fans of the awesome Chuck Norris!!!Chuck Norris brought the chills and destroyed the heat...

 

[Splash_King]

Norris is a shriveled relic of the past.

 

[Tragonight]

Norris is a shriveled relic of the past.

... Says the 'Karp.

 

[daisyJ27]

... Says the 'Karp.

And how would you know this?

 

[DBloke]

Jackie Chan>Norris

 

[daisyJ27]

Jackie Chan>Norris

Chuck Norris > Tony Hawk > Jackie Chan

 

[DBloke]

If I was more in the mood you would receive a warning for that

 

[daisyJ27]

If I was more in the mood you would receive a warning for that

That's hilarious. What did i do sir?

 

[Splash_King]

Insinuate that both Tony Hawk and Norris are awesome, none the less moreso than Jackie Chan.

 

[daisyJ27]

Insinuate that both Tony Hawk and Norris are awesome, none the less moreso than Jackie Chan.

Are you really takinf ne seriously?

 

[The_Man]

Why does this exist? Why?

 

[Splash_King]

Are you really takinf ne seriously?

... Are you takin' me seriously? :lol:

 

[daisyJ27]

No lol i could mever take you seriously. I have Chuck Norris to thank that for

 

[Mush]

When I was a kid, I used to have a poster of Chuck Norris sporting two submachine guns.
(Chuck was sporting the guns, not me!)

Indeed, so impressed was I that I made similar guns out of wood! after painting them black, I was the envy of the neighbohood.

 

[daisyJ27]

You mace that up on the spot didn't you?