Scince some people wonder "What should I get her" this time of year heres some gift ideas from me
From MAH BLOG THING
*A realistic heart if you can make it squirt blood its all the better
If you cant get one get a chocolate one with a jam/jelly filling
*A wasp in a box (shake it a bit first)
*A bit of wood
When you give it to her say “Now I give you wood”
*A (expensive) vase
Just as you hand it over look in shock and say “Some body stole the flowers”
*Some paracetamol
Say “Its for them nights when you get a headache”
*A trick mirror
One of the ones that makes her look thinner
*A tape of you saying “No it looks fine”
*A cake tray
There will be no cake on it as the cake is a lie
*£3.45
Give her the money and say “I cant choose what flowers you like so heres the money for them”
*Secretively change all or her clothes for a bigger size (must be done all at once)
Then say that she must have been losing weight
I take no responsibility from any break ups cause by following my advice
From MAH BLOG THING
*A realistic heart if you can make it squirt blood its all the better
If you cant get one get a chocolate one with a jam/jelly filling
*A wasp in a box (shake it a bit first)
*A bit of wood
When you give it to her say “Now I give you wood”
*A (expensive) vase
Just as you hand it over look in shock and say “Some body stole the flowers”
*Some paracetamol
Say “Its for them nights when you get a headache”
*A trick mirror
One of the ones that makes her look thinner
*A tape of you saying “No it looks fine”
*A cake tray
There will be no cake on it as the cake is a lie
*£3.45
Give her the money and say “I cant choose what flowers you like so heres the money for them”
*Secretively change all or her clothes for a bigger size (must be done all at once)
Then say that she must have been losing weight
I take no responsibility from any break ups cause by following my advice
