Wii Puns - The thread to coin your phrase!

[pianodood]

So, already the clever puns are flying. The obvious one is the wiimote (remote for those just waking up and not working with fully functioning brains), and sadly (but admittidly kinda funny), some unfortunate lad I guess had a non-epileptic seizure, and someone referred to it as a wiizure.

So, all the creative minds out there, coin your phrase here!! I'm not that creative, but the concept of flying wiimotes is wiidiculous! :idea:

 

[ftcmark]

Just someone in line Thursday night, wii have been waiting here all night. Lmao

 

[pandoras_socks]

i heard some guy on the radio the other night saying his wife and him have grown distant since she was up all night in a doorway wating for a wii and now she plays with her wii all the time! haha

 

[fakemxcan]

here are mine....
wiinjuries(we had a couple the first week when we were getting used to everything)
Wiitator(i always make everyone put on the strap after one girl that came over to play let it slip and it hit my tv, so they say im the wii dictator, or the wiitator)

 

[no1cubehead]

it drives me mad when i go "mooooommm can i have wii please" and she replies "go and use the toilet then"

 

[diceboy74]

A lady I work with asked me if her daughter could come over and play with my Wii. I tried to keep a straight face. I replied "thats sick, she's only fourteen!!". Gotta love the dirty Wii jokes!

 

[5010]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! (As in Yeeeehaw!)

 

[Jayman]

I have a wii-ctionary at the lounge if you want to check some out and contribute... here's mine...

"I feel like a wii-tard after wii-njuring my wii-mp of a friend over the wii-kend. The wii-mote made a co-wii-sion on to his wii-ner. I know that must've hurt wii-lly bad..."

 

[gouranga]

So, already the clever puns are flying. The obvious one is the wiimote (remote for those just waking up and not working with fully functioning brains), and sadly (but admittidly kinda funny), some unfortunate lad I guess had a non-epileptic seizure, and someone referred to it as a wiizure.

So, all the creative minds out there, coin your phrase here!! I'm not that creative, but the concept of flying wiimotes is wiidiculous! :idea:

the guy showed me thatrrr:

 

[magyar]

Wiimo

If I'm not able to pick up the console tomorrow, I'll be so wiimo :sad:

 

[elmo_999]

my hands got really sweaty while playing with my wii,
my wii is long, white and smooth,
i play with my wii every night

?does this mean i have a dirty mind???

 

[bobby1211]

I caused some sort of injury to myself while playing Wii Bowling the first couple weeks after release. I had pain whenever I would twist my arm. I think something tweeked when I was throwing with spin, twisting my arm and such. I switched my Mii to all left handed to allow healing. I call this condition Wii-Shoulder.

-Bobby

 

[mrthundercleese]

My quote is in my signature

 

[ninnie x]

I gotta go wii!

 

[ToadIsDoingMagicMushrooms]

Wii? I'll show you Wii!

*Distant trickle