Hmmm...
I would have to think up a soul-smashing yet hilarious way of breaking up with someone, worthy of Waluigi's attention.
FRuMMaGe's Super Awesome Guide To Breaking Up With Someone
Reasons for breaking up with someone:
> They are getting clingy.
> Purple is NOT their favourite colour.
> You are bored and think it might be good for a laugh.
> All of the above.
Methods of breaking up:
> Purchase one of those boxes you keep a wedding ring in and rig it with party poppers and a "you're dumped" message. Then get down on one knee and "propose". Hilarity ensues.
> Tell your dumpee (yes, dumpee) that you have accepted religion into your life and you feel dating is immoral (eg. Lie).
> Finally, what could say "you're dumped" better than a short sharp and random punch to the stomach?
I would have to think up a soul-smashing yet hilarious way of breaking up with someone, worthy of Waluigi's attention.
FRuMMaGe's Super Awesome Guide To Breaking Up With Someone
Reasons for breaking up with someone:
> They are getting clingy.
> Purple is NOT their favourite colour.
> You are bored and think it might be good for a laugh.
> All of the above.
Methods of breaking up:
> Purchase one of those boxes you keep a wedding ring in and rig it with party poppers and a "you're dumped" message. Then get down on one knee and "propose". Hilarity ensues.
> Tell your dumpee (yes, dumpee) that you have accepted religion into your life and you feel dating is immoral (eg. Lie).
> Finally, what could say "you're dumped" better than a short sharp and random punch to the stomach?
