Quotes that made you LOL

[demonflair]

Here are some quotes that made me LOL:

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

-Homer J. Simpson

S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

-unknown

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

-Nicole*

A day without sunshine is like night.

-Unknown

if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

-a very important notice

dont look at me in that tone of voice

-spanky

 

[King Wiired]

Ron Atkinson (Football (soccer :sick commentator has said a couple of chuckle ones):

On another night, they'd have won 2-2.
-- (Ron commenting on a Valencia-Liverpool Match)

Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning.

and personal fave
Billy Connolly:

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.

:lol:

 

[ericlewis91]

we need a section just for wiichat memebers quotes!

 

[demonflair]

we need a section just for wiichat memebers quotes!

Oh, that's a really good quote... :lol:

 

[Shiftfallout]

"aw man, not in the butt again!"

-Gary Coleman

 

[The_Mitch]

this one describes rap the best.

RAP= Retards Attempting Poetry

coudnt of said it better myself

 

[Star Striker]

this one describes rap the best.


coudnt of said it better myself

Just watch out for Wiired, Mitch!

 

[King Wiired]

this one describes rap the best.


coudnt of said it better myself

Mitch = My Itchy Testicles... Carry Herpes

who looks stupid now my friend :ihih:

 

[Star Striker]

See!

:lol:

I'm going to my trailer!

Then plays with his toy tractor and trailer - Johnny Keogh - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps :lol:


Great visual gag.

 

[The_Mitch]

who looks stupid now my friend :ihih:

Mike= Many Irritating Kids... Eating

ta... take that!


i couldnt think of anything :scared:

 

[King Wiired]

ta... take that!


i couldnt think of anything :scared:

Lmao, it's all gravy, I'll just pretend I was insulted buddy.
ahem..
oooooooh burrrrrrrrrn :ee5k::ee5k::ee5k::ee5k::ee5k:

Edit: To stay somewhat on topic, heres another Billy Connolly one

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

hahaha

 

[Star Striker]

May I suggest my new smilie!?

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i54/Yuriadmin/tosser.gif

 

[mushroomedmario]

mike= moronic internet kid....eating

i thought i was going somewhere with that

 

[bonodo]

david, where you a big fat slag

from two pints o lager and a packet o crisps

 

[Wii_BrEnDo2007]

i MADE a esectin on wiichat members quotyes but nobody posted in it