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:lol: :lol:paintba||er said:Prostitution.....
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:lol: :lol:paintba||er said:Prostitution.....
FWELR said:Umpiring little league games.
pay's pretty good, $25 a game for about 2-2 1/2 hours. just have to deal with the whiny ass parents and coaches. and the little kids who sometimes get pissed. ive only ejected 1 kid in my entire career:
some 9-year kid was up. didn't look like he'd ever swung a bat. first pitch right down the middle. i call strike, he looks at me for a few seconds, then gets back in the box.
second pitch, right down the middle, i call strike, and he slams hit bat into the dirt and yells "THAT WAS A BALL". im kinda pissed, because his team is losing by like 8, and i want to get home and watch the Sharks playoff game, so im like, step back into the box, son and he does.
third pitch right down the middle, i yell "STRIKE 3, YOU'RE OUT!" and he throws the bat at his dugout and at that point i was almost ready to toss him, but didn't want to explain it to my boss. so i go over and tell him you can't do that, and he yells "HELL YA, I CAN" gives me the finger, then runs away. i was almost laughing when i tossed him, it was so funny.
but ya, that's my story.
good movie. hidden ball trick at the end was a balk, but o well.LilWiiWii said:Lol. Thats funny. It reminded me of the movie "Rookie of the year" when you said "step back into the box son". The umpire in that movie said the same thing. Good story