Yo Momma battles

[Eddy122]

:lol:You're mamma so poor no one will pay her with gum lol

 

[Espmaster_]

:lol:You're mamma so poor no one will pay her with gum lol

Huh?

 

[Eddy122]

:lol:You're mamma so poor no one will pay her with gum lol

Huh?

It's on a commercial

 

[irape4free]

when god said let there be light he had to tell your mama to move her fat ass.

 

[irape4free]

your mom is like a brick flat and gets laid by mexicans everyday.

 

[Eddy122]

Your momma is like home depot 1 cent to screw

 

[King of Pop]

yo momma like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

 

[Espmaster_]

I believe you already said that XD

 

[Eddy122]

your mamma is so old when she saw Jurassic Park it brought her back to her younger years

 

[Espmaster_]

Yo momma so stupid she saw this vid:
[video=youtube;4e6NIxXYsc0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e6NIxXYsc0[/video]
And thought it was a Pizza Hut commercial.

 

[Eddy122]

Yo momma so stupid she thought it was a pizza hut commercial

 

[K-Dawg333]

Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to go to sea world to get baptized.
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama is so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

 

[Eddy122]

Yo momma so stupid she put on her glasses to watch 20/20

 

[Espmaster_]

Yo momma so stupid she thought you were the pizza she ordered when you were born and almost ate you. I'M AWESOME AT THINKING OF HORRIBLE JOKES AND PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[K-Dawg333]

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonaisse on her aspirin.