chuck norris jokes

[irape4free]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

chuck norris is capable of weilding titainium while urinateing.

chuck norris doesnt leave messages only warnnings.

chuck norris doesnt read he just stares intill it confesses its information.

i could copy and paste alot but you guys will take care of it.

 

[DG~X]

Chuck noris is so tuff under his beard it isnt a chin,its another fist.

 

[Espmaster_]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

chuck norris is capable of weilding titainium while urinateing.

chuck norris doesnt leave messages only warnnings.

chuck norris doesnt read he just stares intill it confesses its information.

Chuck noris is so tuff under his beard it isnt a chin,its another fist.

 

[1985Camaro]

Chuck Norris was at the JFK assassination, and right before the assassin killed JFK, Chuck roundhouse kicked him so hard, JFK's head exploded from sheer awesomeness.

 

[Espmaster_]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

chuck norris is capable of weilding titainium while urinateing.

chuck norris doesnt leave messages only warnnings.

chuck norris doesnt read he just stares intill it confesses its information.

Chuck noris is so tuff under his beard it isnt a chin,its another fist.

Chuck Norris was at the JFK assassination, and right before the assassin killed JFK, Chuck roundhouse kicked him so hard, JFK's head exploded from sheer awesomeness.

 

[InugamiGod]

Cuck Norris is sostrong he doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth down.

 

[GigaRıdley_2]

Chuck Norris is so tough, he was born in Ryan, Oklahoma in 1940.

This thread is just for Chuck Norris statements, right?

 

[InugamiGod]

I guess so.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

That's all I got for now.

 

[K-Dawg333]

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now The Islands.

 

[GigaRıdley_2]

Chuck Norris swims ten laps every morning. In the Pacific Ocean.

 

[lazy jack]

When Chuck Noriss jumps into the water he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Noriss :yesnod:

 

[MysticPez]

Chuck Norris and Mr.T can never be in the same room, the reason is the world would blow up due the extent of thier sheer awesomeness.

Chuck norris doesn't read he stairs at the books till he gets the infromation he needs

Chuck norris can count to infinity TWICE!!!!!

 

[Bio]

-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest.

-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

-Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.

-In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the organization: Kick Drugs out of America.

If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.

-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.