Insomniacs assemble!!

Oh okay.

I sometimes misread this thread as "The Thread of Trolling."
 
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A joke only fighting game fans will get

[video=youtube;qUV0K2Jt-GI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUV0K2Jt-GI&feature=autoshare[/video]
 
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I can because im awesome
 
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4nines changed mine
Best ask one of those in charge
 
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Brock just punched Cena in the face,

There was blood.
It was awesome
 
So I was laying in bed at around 12:00 am on April 10th, in my hotel room. I was trying to get to sleep. My dads friend Ron was staying in the same room; my dad and sister were staying in the room next to us.

Ron went to the bathroom, and when he got back, he layed down in my bed. He climbed on top of me and started licking my chest, and he tried to get my underwear off. For the sake of not being too awkward, I won't go into more detail, but he did some other things that were just plain disturbing. I kept telling him to stop, and that I really didn't like this, but he refused to get off.

About 15 minutes later, he finally did get off. He went to the bathroom again, and I used this opportunity to grab my cell phone. He went back to his bed. I waited for him to fall asleep; at around 12:40, I finally slipped out of my bed, grabbed my jeans, and got out of the room. I put my jeans on in the hallway, and ran to the bottom of the stairwell. Apparently the cameras caught me, and a security guard walked over to me. I told him what happened, and he escorted me to the staff lounge, after getting me a sheet to put over me (I wasn't wearing a shirt).

The staff came and talked to me, and eventually the cops and my dad showed up. I was calmed down at this point, but I was previously extremely shaken up. I talked to the cops and the detective about the incident, and pretty much stayed up the whole night in the room. Ron was arrested for attempted rape, and I went to bed in my dads room. My hotel room was still being investigated by the cops, so I couldn't get in for a while. Me, my dad, and my sister moved to a different hotel in the morning, and eventually I got my stuff back out of the hotel room.

The whole situation is more complex than this, but these are the basics. I still can't believe this happened, my dad was friends with Ron for 30 years, and this is apparently the first time this has happened. Ron is 54 years old, by the way. I think Ron was at least a little drunk, but still....god....
 
^ wut... THE FUCK? 0_0

That's some crazy **** that'd certainly keep me sleep-deprived for awhile... Holy hell. You've got my sympathy, bro.


Feebas - what a mother****in' Magikarp wannabe. Not that I blame it.

Dude my shiny Milotic is the ****ing ****. His name is Prox.

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMMEGIMME

SHINYTRADESHINYTRADESHINYTRAAADDDDEEEE!!!!!!!

But do you have a shiny Gallade?

Yes.

/knows he was not the one being ask

WHAT?!? Nick, gone? MADNESS

Not half as bad as me being gone, yeah?

... Right?

... ... ... Right guys? :'(
 
Nick announced it, you didn't

I broke the rules of my Nuzlocke. Do i get disqualified for catching a shiny Woobat? It was there. I had to take the opportunity.
 
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