I made a post like this a lonnnggg time ago, and i thought that with all the new users since then, we can come up with a lot more wii pick up lines... here are mine... "Hey, wanna come over and play with my Wii? And maybe afterwards you could stay and play with my Wii." "After I play with my Wii for a while my arm gets tired, maybe you could come over and help me out with that problem." "Mii + You= Wii" "Before we play, you better get your strap-on" "don't forget to put on your strap, there's no playing with my Wii without protection" "This isn't the only Wii that responds to motion" "My Wii-mote isn't the only thing that vibrates and eats batteries..." Add your own!!