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The best of: Wii pick-up lines

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by penguinphil, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. penguinphil

    penguinphil custom user title

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    I made a post like this a lonnnggg time ago, and i thought that with all the new users since then, we can come up with a lot more wii pick up lines...

    here are mine...

    "Hey, wanna come over and play with my Wii? And maybe afterwards you could stay and play with my Wii."

    "After I play with my Wii for a while my arm gets tired, maybe you could come over and help me out with that problem."

    "Mii + You= Wii"

    "Before we play, you better get your strap-on"

    "don't forget to put on your strap, there's no playing with my Wii without protection"

    "This isn't the only Wii that responds to motion"

    "My Wii-mote isn't the only thing that vibrates and eats batteries..."


    Add your own!!
     
  2. ZiG

    ZiG WiiChat Member

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    I have a Nintendo Wii, and I do not drive a Corvette. You do the math.


    hahahahhah



    Seriously, I got nothin'.
     
  3. penguinphil

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    "do you want me lying down or standing up??..."
     
  4. tijuana1

    tijuana1 Make Love Not War

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    GUY: Wanna see my wee?
    GIRL: You mean your Wii?
    GUY: Nope. :ihih:
     
  6. Funky Gibbon

    Funky Gibbon The Iodine In Your Coffe

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    I dont use pickup lines, they dont work. Ask a female friend if she would go for a guy who used a cheesy chatup line and they almost always say no, its lame.

    I just approach a lady and say - Hi my names "insert your name", I know this may sound a little forward but I thought you would be interesting to talk to. can I get you a drink?
     
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    michelle WiiChat Member

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    I would walk away laughing so hard if a guy said any of those lines to me.
     
  8. penguinphil

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    these obviously won't get you a date....i mean, first of all, you have to have the looks of, well, me
     
  9. spicka

    spicka Beastin By Nature!

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    You wanna see my Wii? Its big, white and hard...
     
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  10. ssbb_lover

    ssbb_lover Novocain Stain'd

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    These are actually good. I thought they'd be lame. :lol:

    "My Wii may be small, but it looks very clean. Come on, look."
     
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    paintba||er WiiChat Member

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    Well I doubt anyone is actually going to use these. Its more of a joke.
     
  12. spicka

    spicka Beastin By Nature!

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    i thought mine was prety good too :D
     
  13. A1ucard

    A1ucard WiiChat Member

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    Here's one

    The setting is in front of a busy apartment complex.

    Guy:This happens everytime with my Wii,I'm sorry.
    Girl:So you have more fun playing with your Wii than spending time with me.I'm so outta here.
    Onlooker:I have a good time playing with mine too lady.

    Or a different one
    Guy:This is always the case with you,you come over play with my Wii then leave.Why is that?
    Girl:Once I see your Wii I can't help but to play with it.

    It ain't a pick-up but more so a predicament.
     
  14. Byuakuya

    Byuakuya Bleach & Heroes fan.

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    That has to be one of the funniest yet. All the others are cool too.
     
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    After playing some Wii...

    Girl: Hey can I borrow your Wii?
    Guy: Sure, why don't you just have mii instead?
     
  16. gizzavii

    gizzavii "you'll never walk alone!

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    if you sit on your left hand and play wii if feels like someone else is doing it for you? no wait.....
     
  17. MztikalAce

    MztikalAce exstatic Wii Fan

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    ROFL, some very funneh wii pick up lines LOL
     
  18. King Wiired

    King Wiired HITLER ME JEZ

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    Guy: Wanna see my knob?
    Girl: WHATTT?!?!
    Guy: OSHI

    There's my contribution
     
  19. gizzavii

    gizzavii "you'll never walk alone!

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    whats that mean?
    :wtf:
     
  20. King Wiired

    King Wiired HITLER ME JEZ

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    Oshi = O-**** :]
     

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