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Two Tough Questions

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  1. Jayman

    Jayman hagakure

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    "I copied and paste this thing from myspace. Interesting thing..."

    2 Questions
    (No peeking - it will ruin it for you....)




    Question 1:

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
    who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf,
    two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
    and she had syphilis,
    would you recommend that she have an
    abortion?


    Read the next question before
    looking at the response for this one.


    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world leader
    and only your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three
    candidates.
    Who would you vote for?

    Candidate A.

    Associates with crooked politicians
    and consults with astrologist.
    He's had two mistresses.
    He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
    martinis a day.

    Candidate B.

    He was kicked out of office twice,
    sleeps until noon, used opium in college
    and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C

    He is a decorated war hero.
    He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
    drinks an occasional beer and never
    cheated on his wife.

    Which of these candidates would be our
    choice?





    Decide first...
    no peeking,
    then scroll down for the response.






















    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


    By the way,
    on your answer to the abortion question:
    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it?
    Makes a person think before judging someone.

    Wait till you see the end of this note!
    Keep reading..

    Never be afraid to try something new.


    Remember:

    Amateurs... built the ark.

    Professionals... built the Titanic


    Finally, can you imagine working for a
    company
    that has a little more than 500 employees
    and has the following statistics:

    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly
    bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad
    credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related
    charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk
    driving in the last year...


    Can you guess which organization this is?


    Give up yet?


    It's the 535 members of the United
    States Congress.

    The same group that crank out hundreds
    of new laws each year designed to
    keep the rest of us in line.

    Pass this on....2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
     
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  2. con77

    con77 Joined the dark side

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    wow my brain i think it just thunk

    this was pretty good nice find
     
  3. ilikecookies

    ilikecookies WiiChat Member

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    whoa I picked Hitler! But saved Beethoven!
     
  4. spudman

    spudman wii is here

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    hey i got them both right the first one i thaugt well if shes having that many bad kids keep going til she gets the right one :) and the second question i knew number t3 was too good to be true so i just guessed at #2
     
  5. Icetrash

    Icetrash King K.Rool

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    I killed Beethoven and hired Adof Hitler as world leader. Yay!
     
  6. surfinrach90

    surfinrach90 I GOT A JAR OF DIRT.

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    Ahh the second question I'd heard before :p

    But I'd never heard of the first one!

    It's really interesting..makes ya think, nice thread dude :)
     
  7. ganton

    ganton sleeps with the fishes

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    no and c
     

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