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Who on wiichat likes BACON!?

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  1. kikae

    kikae Ancient Brawler

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    I'm cool with asparagus, I only eat Bacon with some orange juice or inside a cheeseburger at Ihop
     
  2. KRKanon

    KRKanon Roy's our boy!

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    Had some Bacon Pancakes myself the other day.
    The look on my friend's dogs' faces were priceless. lol
     
  3. DG~X

    DG~X Dont read this.

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    So I heard human taste like pork.. We get bacon from pork loin or the back of the the pig where all the fat is.. So I wonder if butt cheeks or woman breasts taste like bacon since they got a lot of fat in them.
     
  4. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    lolwut

    Short answer: no.

    Long answer: ... you really think my lazy ass is writin' one'a those? Also I can't remember **** 'bout biology, wouldn't be a legit answer.
     
  5. KRKanon

    KRKanon Roy's our boy!

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    How would you know, Koi? Or should I say.... Hannibal the Cannibal?
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    I wonder what these taste like. Any one know?
    [​IMG]
    Says made with real bacon, but I don't know...
     
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    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    i might eat fish but ive never had carp thats probably a lie

    Jhokes aside, Google human and pig anatomy 'n such and read up on the different types of fat there are.
     
  7. KRKanon

    KRKanon Roy's our boy!

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    I've had some carps down my stomach before. Always need extra sauce.

    Hmmm. I'm still waiting for those other books you were suppose to author.
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    On another note, bacon muffins are a thing. There's a place nearby that gives you a free one if you order a breakfest egg bagel (morning only of course).
    Like, what? Why have I just found this now?
     
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    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    My motivation t' write 'em has died. Combine that with my laziness and it's assured this author will never publish his works. ohai holiday thread/potw/everything ever

    Uh... bacon on a sammich is grand, but I ain't too sure 'bout that.
     
  9. KRKanon

    KRKanon Roy's our boy!

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    Ya know, ramblings on the internet works too. A lot of blog writters and reporters got their job that way. whut?

    It's wonderful, just had one today. And it's not just bacon in a muffin. It tastes just like a pancake! Buttery goodness.
    *cue Bacon Pancake song*
     
  10. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    By all means then, pay me. I ramble plenty.

    eeeeeeehhhhhh id try it
     
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    I'd pay you in experience. Maybe even trident layers once you're outta little league stuff.
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    You gotta try em. Make em yourself if you gotta.
    (cook bacon first obviously)
    Gotta get some more ingreds tomorrow.
     
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    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Don't need trident, I'm the King'a the Sea without any 'Karp damn gum.

    not sure if implying to use bacon grease for pancake-makin'

    sounds gnarly, half in a good way
     
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    Seaking objects to that.


    bacon grease is optional
    you just don't want to put raw bacon in pancake batter, then cook it
    doesn't turn out well
     
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    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    ... ... ... Touché.

    Guess I'm a Usurper King.

    Aye, that sounds like a terribad idea... bacon probably wouldn't be fully cooked, even.
     
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    Neosquid (owo)凸

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    of course I do, he's not even the king of a puddle
     
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    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Speak for yourself, puddle-dweller. Writhing in the mud and lettin' people step all over ya are the only things you're good at.
     
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    Neosquid (owo)凸

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    lol, I want people to step on me. Because they get electrocuted while I remain unharmed.

    wheras, you...

    0 SpA Emboar Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Stunfisk: 120-142 (33.4 - 39.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
    0 SpA Emboar Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magikarp: 183-216 (101.1 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    lol
     
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  18. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Ya idiot, were you usin' Bulbagarden's calculator or somethin'? My base stats are all 130. That damage calc is all wrong.
     
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    Neosquid (owo)凸

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    ah, my apologies. Here's some more accurate calcs, all at lv. 100.

    0 SpA Wooper Bubble vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magikarp: 836-984 (696.6 - 820%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    252+ Atk Magikarp Tackle vs. 0 HP / 0+ Def Caterpie: 5-7 (0.7 - 1%) -- possibly the worst move ever

    252+ Atk Magikarp Splash vs. 0 HP / 0+ Def Caterpie: 5-7 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever
     
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    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    You're just jealous of my Swift Swim. You can't even tread water, ya fuckin' Ground-type.
     

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