Bad Toy Ideas!

[Aiko]

Post some bad toy ideas.

Auschwitz Play Set

My Little Pony Glue Factory

Peepin' Tommy Night-Vision Goggles

Anatomically Correct Barbie

 

[ff6rDOMA]

Anatomically correct Ken... you "said" bad ideas right?

 

[Aiko]

Stephen Hawking Action Figure

Aww I'm going to Hell for that.

 

[bxym]

Devil Doll

 

[Splash_King]

lol bxym revive

My Little Pony Glue Factory

... How is this a bad toy?

 

[bxym]

Speak and swear

 

[xplosive]

Stephen Hawking Action Figure

Aww I'm going to Hell for that.

That's freaking hilarious!
Umm... solar powered night vision spy goggles

 

[bxym]

Trollface night light

 

[TampaBondo]

This thread's right up my alley:
- Kids First Surgical Scalpel Playset Complete with Cadaver
- Special Olympics Action Figures - Go Jeffy!
- Tommy da Terrorist C4 Bombmaking Magic Set
- Mary Jane Brownies Easy Bake Oven
- Supersoaker flame thrower (actually this does exist, check youtube!)
- Quadrapalegic Game Controller, complete with mouth sensor
- Round-only shaped Legos in a child-proof container
- Gynochologist the Board Game
- Become a Proctologist Game for Wii - all you need is the wii mote!

...ok ok that's enough twisted imagination for me. Who's next?

 

[Stonedoll]

The psycho kit
Psycho dad-figure

 

[TampaBondo]

The game "Operation," but MagiKarp edition. You need to use tweezers to remove all the fish hooks without touching the sides of the game board, or Pichu will taize you with an electric zap! "Don't taize me bro!!"

 

[Splash_King]

"Don't taze me bro! - Magikarp edition"

... I'd buy it.

 

[TampaBondo]

Better game: "Taize me Bro" for people who like pain!

 

[Stonedoll]

Nyancat karaoke.

 

[TampaBondo]

A baby rattle...snake.