Corrupt a wish

[Butzy411]

your allowed to do that but you dont have a butt!

i wish i was skydiving.

 

[Nintendocam]

You are, but were trying to eat applesause and dropped it, so you caught up to it and pulled your chute. Unfortunately, it took 5 seconds for your chute to work, and you were 3 seconds from the ground, so you became apple-man sauce.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Butzy411]

you have a pony...but it's wooden!

i wish i had some mtn dew

 

[wii love gamin]

you have some mountain dew but it tastes like crap

i wish i could kill someone

 

[ocdan]

you have some mountain dew but it tastes like crap

i wish i could kill someone

You can kill someone, but it can only be your little trouser snake...

I wish my shadow would come to life like Midna...

 

[2stupid4u]

You can kill someone, but it can only be your little trouser snake...

I wish my shadow would come to life like Midna...

your shadow comes to life.......but it kills you because you look to much like it
i wish sony would lose all there money and go bankruped......take THAT sony!!!!

 

[psychono2]

ummm they are going bankrupt cause of there ps3.

i wish the president of sony was shot to death

 

[dan99iel]

Sonys president gets shot, but Microsoft signed a contract contract to be part of Sony so they both get shot... Then nintendo resignes 'cos their is no console wars and they don't have to do anything...

I wish i was a nintendo Wii.

 

[wii love gamin]

you have a nintendo wii but it doesnt work

i wish you were never born

 

[Spitfire_K]

Unfortunatly, csiguy4u and ThatGuy127 were born, but I blow their freakin' brains out with an AK-47.

I wish I had a katana.

 

[twilight_link]

you have a kantana (whatever it is) but a evil person fits it with heat-seeking misiles that will kiill u and you whole family.

i wish i was dead

 

[psychono2]

lol "whats a katana?"ok your dead but a guy brings u back to life in the future where they dont believe in videogames

i wish i was a really hot chickes underwear

 

[Nintendocam]

You are, but you become an ugly chicken.:ciappa:

I wish I was a ninja.

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

Yer A Ninja, But You Shuriken Yerself In The Heart....
I( Wish Zelda Would Make Love To Link! :ciappa:

 

[Nintendocam]

She does in Phantom Hourglass, but your parents block it.:ciappa:

I wish I was a dog.