Kill the person above you thread

[TampaBondo]

Dons the "hammer bros. suit" from Super Mario Bros. 3 and kills karp with my own version of ban-hammers.

 

[Splash_King]

Ninja'd by half an hour? Sonic says you're too slow, good sir. :lol:

Clicked the "One-Touch Ban" button. Tamps was erased from existence.

 

[Mr. MR]

Banned for Jazz' sake

 

[Splash_King]

Jazz's*

Sent out a Mr. Mime to jazz hands ya t' death with DoubleSlap.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed CK by having Napoleon Dynamite do his awesome dances on your head.

 

[Tragonight]

Killed Tamps by having Psy do his Gangnam style dances on your head.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed Trags by tying him to a chair and forcing him to listen to Gangnam Style backwards and in slow motion repeatedly until his brain bled out his nose.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Tamps is killed by a brand to the throat, followed by cow poo. The cow poo infects the brand, andmakes tamps vomit, causing the infected brand to swell rapidly until his airway is clogged, he can't breathe and he dies of suffocation.

 

[Mr. MR]

Took a hot poker to the nose
When it was pulled out, your brain followed

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

After killing me, Mr.mr notices tamps is still alive? Noticing his swelled throat, he finds a first aid kit and administers an anti-swelling agent. Tampa then vomits all over Mr.mr, coating his face in drying vomit. Now blind and suffocating, Mr.Mr kicks Tamps in the head, causing concussion and eventual death. Mr.Mr then stumbles on to the road to get hit by a car... With a pichu hood ornament! Oh, the irony!

 

[TampaBondo]

While watching Mr. MR die, RaPiD_JazZ is erroneously killed by a piano falling from the sky. Tampa laughs and then sprints away. *beep beep*

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Tamps is killed by running into a black hole

 

[TampaBondo]

Tampa kills Raped_Jizz by stomping on the back of his head after putting his teeth to a curb.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Let's think of a non-violent way... Tamps dies peacefully in his sleep. Now can I have someone else to post?

 

[TampaBondo]

Kills RapeJizz by shooting him in the back of the head with a 357 magnum and then viciously sexually defiling his lifeless corpse 100 times.

Non-violent "kill the person above you"...pft...