Conan the Librarian
Cimmerian
WHAT A JOKE!!!!!! (imagine maniacal laughter for a few minutes). Can you guys recommend some games for me to play? I would have been PISSED if I threw down the cash for this system back in the day.
I played Splatterhouse first. This could have been done on any system but Atari 2600. Not fun at all. BAD graphics. Bad gameplay.
Next was Vigilante. A 16-bit ripoff of Kung Fu. a 25 year old game. The sad thing, is you are better off playing Kung Fu. I was delighted however with the intro to this game. It actually says "THE SKINHEADS HAVE TAKEN MADONNA HOSTAGE. TAKE THE POWER INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!".
I played Gradius. I like the idea of a tuned up version of the NES. Wasn't bad, but again, this was the SNES and Genesis generation. It was pretty good.
Blazing Lazers seemed pretty cool at first. But that is the only style of game I foujnd decent, these arcade space shooters. I cant subsist off of 20 arcade shooters. This is one of those games where you get unlimited firepower, and I beat the first 2 bosses without dying and while earning 3 extra men, on my first time ever playing it. You end up holding down the fire button and blowing the hell out of everything, which can become monotonous. Also, the backgrounds are pretty damned ugly and repetitious.
Yo Bro, is the shittiest skating game ever made, end of story. Oh, thats right, they play Beach Boys music the whole time, like kids thrash to the ****ing Beach boys.
Also, they have some hilariously shitty Japanese games, some of which border on child pornography, such as "toilet kids" and then some of the most retarded **** ive ever seen like "wonder MoMO" and "Toy Shop Boys".
I guess the purpose of this thread is to mock this system the we are getting TONS of VC games for, which is total bullshit and also to challenge any TG-16 fans to find me a game that isnt horrific. Ill be open minded. (oh yeah, LOL at Bonk too, it looks like a toddler video game).
I played Splatterhouse first. This could have been done on any system but Atari 2600. Not fun at all. BAD graphics. Bad gameplay.
Next was Vigilante. A 16-bit ripoff of Kung Fu. a 25 year old game. The sad thing, is you are better off playing Kung Fu. I was delighted however with the intro to this game. It actually says "THE SKINHEADS HAVE TAKEN MADONNA HOSTAGE. TAKE THE POWER INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!".
I played Gradius. I like the idea of a tuned up version of the NES. Wasn't bad, but again, this was the SNES and Genesis generation. It was pretty good.
Blazing Lazers seemed pretty cool at first. But that is the only style of game I foujnd decent, these arcade space shooters. I cant subsist off of 20 arcade shooters. This is one of those games where you get unlimited firepower, and I beat the first 2 bosses without dying and while earning 3 extra men, on my first time ever playing it. You end up holding down the fire button and blowing the hell out of everything, which can become monotonous. Also, the backgrounds are pretty damned ugly and repetitious.
Yo Bro, is the shittiest skating game ever made, end of story. Oh, thats right, they play Beach Boys music the whole time, like kids thrash to the ****ing Beach boys.
Also, they have some hilariously shitty Japanese games, some of which border on child pornography, such as "toilet kids" and then some of the most retarded **** ive ever seen like "wonder MoMO" and "Toy Shop Boys".
I guess the purpose of this thread is to mock this system the we are getting TONS of VC games for, which is total bullshit and also to challenge any TG-16 fans to find me a game that isnt horrific. Ill be open minded. (oh yeah, LOL at Bonk too, it looks like a toddler video game).
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