Riddles

[rukus]

Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.



Duels of good and evil,
A fighter of good am I,
Revealed beside watched words,
King of the black night sky.

 

[GCommander]

Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.



Duels of good and evil,
A fighter of good am I,
Revealed beside watched words,
King of the black night sky.

That's pretty much correct even though I heard it like "wet pussy makes a cock happy".

 

[KingBowser]

All of you have funny riddles.:lol:

 

[johnny100]

hahaha thank rukus 4 the answer i like the cocky jokes

 

[rukus]

anyone get mine yet?

try this one

Marble walls as white as milk, lined with skin as soft as silk, in a fountain crystal clear, a golden apple will appear, there is no key to this stronghold, yet theives break in and steal the gold.

 

[GCommander]

^WTF! :wtf:

 

[King Wiired]

anyone get mine yet?

try this one

Marble walls as white as milk, lined with skin as soft as silk, in a fountain crystal clear, a golden apple will appear, there is no key to this stronghold, yet theives break in and steal the gold.

It sounds like a vagina or an egg.

 

[rukus]

egg. vag doesnt work with that riddle.



Iron roof and glass walls, burns and burns but never falls.

 

[johnny100]

uhhhhhhh no clue

 

[King Wiired]

egg. vag doesnt work with that riddle.



Iron roof and glass walls, burns and burns but never falls.

Well, I was thinking more virginity tbh. But yay at getting it anyway.

 

[King of Pop]

I'm thinking of.... jail cells. King Wiired I admire your icon alot. Long live the king

 

[johnny100]

still cant believe hes dead
only 50 and all of a sudden
its a shame

 

[CrocoLylee]

egg. vag doesnt work with that riddle.



Iron roof and glass walls, burns and burns but never falls.

A lantern?

 

[KingBowser]

I got two riddles here.

1) What has 4 legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of the tree would kill you?

2) What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

 

[spazz54]

the answer to the second riddle is a fire