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100 Ways to kill a chicken

Discussion in 'Board Games' started by Wamoo, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. Wamoo

    Wamoo Hardcore SEGA Gamer

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    Everytime I play this game someone makes a big deal about animal rights and stuff, but man is it hillarious.

    The object of the game is to come up with a way to kill a chicken.Be creative.


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    Eligible Assassins: Trisyyy,Pikachu256,Monsteroids,Kronau,Blizar,LevesquelsKing,balrogs.pa,TortillaChip520,Wizkid0111

    Disguise it as a turkey on Thanksgiving.
     
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  2. Pikachu256

    Pikachu256 KryKidd

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    Eat It!
     
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  3. trisyyy

    trisyyy Banned

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    create a teleporter that allows you to transport anything into a game, put a chicken into the transporter, and put it into call of duty 3 and desquise it as a german :sick: *mmmmmooooooooonnnnnnnsterrrrrr killlllllllllllllllll*
     
  4. Pikachu256

    Pikachu256 KryKidd

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    Shoot It! BOOM HEADSHOT!

    [MEDIA]http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/8/88/Boom_headshot.jpg/162px-Boom_headshot.jpg[/MEDIA]
     
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    Gamejunkie Avid Gamer

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    Chickens...

    Take it to church...
     
  6. Pikachu256

    Pikachu256 KryKidd

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    FRY IT!

    Anyone Want Some Fried Chicken?
     
  7. trisyyy

    trisyyy Banned

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    give it to micheal jackson, you don't know what he'll do to it :lol: :sick:
     
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    Pikachu256 KryKidd

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    BAKE IT!

    Anyone Want Some Baked Chicken?
     
  9. trisyyy

    trisyyy Banned

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    give it to a starving hobo, and also give him a free grill :lol:
     
  10. Pikachu256

    Pikachu256 KryKidd

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    Playstation 3 Anyone?

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  11. trisyyy

    trisyyy Banned

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    lmao :lol:

    ok ok, give it to a starving guy, but this time, give him grill parts, tools, and a PS3 :lol:
     
  12. Mc_Evan

    Mc_Evan Happy X-Mas !

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    Sit on it .
     
  13. bw!

    bw! Miles Per Hour

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    take the chiken to school
    he will die of boredness
     
  14. trisyyy

    trisyyy Banned

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    feed it to yoshi, he'll eat anything :lol:

    (i have a question, is this only going to go up to 100)?
     
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    Mc_Evan Happy X-Mas !

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    Proubly not .

    Drown it
     
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    Monsteroids Psychedelic Snail

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    Make it commit suicide.

    Starve it.

    Rape it.

    Bore it.

    Crush it.

    Snap its neck.

    Lethal injection.

    Overfeed it.

    Decapitate it.

    Scare it until it has a heart attack.

    Shove it in an oven.

    Give it to a Tiger.

    Use it as a silencer on a gun.

    Bludgeon it with a PS3.

    Play tennis with it as a racket or ball.

    Rip its appendages off 1 by 1 till it bleeds to death.

    Dress it up like a sick old dog and have the vet kill it.

    Uhhhh... Make it play ET on Atari.

    Make it play Superman 64

    Give it a thumbtack sandwich.

    Smash it with bricks.

    Smother it with jealous love ntil you're psychotic.

    Give him to Santa kitty.

    Give it WoW and promise to pay but don't.

    Have it play Runescape.

    Yay dress-up.

    Slaughterhouse.

    Bury Alive.

    Burn it.

    Poison it.

    Drown it in dog piss.

    Give it mad cow meat.
     
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  17. GanNeOn

    GanNeOn The real Gannon

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    put it in a fight with link...oh wait thats a even match! Let me (Ganondorf) handle him!
     
  18. Digital Fl

    Digital Fl DigitalFlareon = toolong

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    Falcon Punch
     
  19. trisyyy

    trisyyy Banned

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    put it in a mortal kombat game

    *out of no where*

    "FINISH HIM"!
     
  20. icyoooppplaa

    icyoooppplaa Crushed Ice

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    eat lots of onions and garlick and then breathe on it till the chicken dies of your breathe
     

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