Corrupt a wish

[compodude]

you didnt set a wish, so you are thrown into the pacific ocean and eaten by an octopuss.
i wish i was a lumberjack and i would sing, sing, sing... ooooh im a lumberjack

 

[SenorLopez]

You are but when you're doing a chainsaw solo during a song, you end up cutting your face off.

I wish I could play Freebird in real life.

 

[compodude]

you cant
i wish i could go back in time, and prod hitler

 

[SenorLopez]

You go back in time, but instead you end up in the time of the dinosaurs and you have to team up with Jeff Goldblum to get out. But Jeff Goldblum is about to get eaten so he throws you in front of him and the dinosaurs eat you and he escapes.

 

[compodude]

because you didnt set a wish a fish bites your head off
i wish my cheesefunds were skyrocketing

 

[zeon9881]

well they are untill you put a secret ingredient into em...FOOT

i wish that.....i had arusues

 

[compodude]

you do, but your eyes pop out.
i wish i had a giant guid dog

 

[zeon9881]

WTF qid dogg (man i aint gonna grant that wish)

i wish i had a kitty!

 

[compodude]

your kitty is a satan cat and you get turned into an elf
i wish i had a house shell

 

[zeon9881]

WTF my kittys a satan cat and it turns me in to elf...dam i though satan cats would kill you

you do have one but then it breaks

i wish i could fly

 

[compodude]

you are fired out of a cannon in belife you can fly, it fails miserably. you die, and you break your arm but it hardly matters
i wish there was a beer monkey

 

[zeon9881]

but you are a beer monkey(thats a bad thing)

i wish their was a ninga kicking kitty

 

[compodude]

i breed them in london(i dont live in london) but they agressive and kill each other
i wish i had a better computer

 

[SenorLopez]

You get one, but it's so good that it becomes self-aware, and eventually creates an army and kills you.

 

[compodude]

damn computer, your sig rips your eyes out and i steal your computer
i wish the nex poster would give me money