Corrupt a wish

[compodude]

well yer not

i wish the was a giant wax godzilla in madame tussords

 

[sherwood3570]

You become greatest of all, but lose your crown to a turtle. :yesnod:

I wish I could get my Oakleys fixed for free.

 

[Riviet]

I wish I could get my Oakleys fixed for free.

Wish granted, but the repairer never turns up.

I wish my exams were over now.

 

[Foxy]

They Are over now, But you do twice as much next year.

I want my wrist to unbreak itself:cryin:

 

[Ditto428]

your wrist heals itself, but then you break your legs.
i wish i had a sheep and a chicken.

 

[compodude]

you remember that you could of had one and you craw up in your wine celar

i wish i had a nuke

 

[Wii_BrEnDo2007]

it blew up in your face

i wish i had a prositute

 

[compodude]

everyone thinks your a perv and you get shot in the kidneys

i wish i had more money

 

[Firen]

a bag with 1 000 000 dollar coins fell on your head and killed you

i wish i was sailor moon

 

[compodude]

well you cant be... unless you become one of those people who dress up like them... but you still wouldnt be sailor moon...

i wish there was a doom game for the wii

 

[zachp18]

The doom game was developed and u bought a copy but a monkey ripped it in half.:sick:

I wish I had more wii points.

 

[Ditto428]

u get more wii points, but your wii explodes. i wish i could skip school forever.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

You do skip school forever, but then you dont go to college and get a job at McDonalds. Eventually, your lack of knowledge (including how to give an appropriate amount of change) gets you fired from McDonalds and you then live on the streets, relying on generous peoples to give you spare change, which you still cannot count :lol:

I wish I will become a professional wrestler.

 

[compodude]

well.. you become one... but only as a publicity stunt. and even though your acting you get you butt kicked

i wish i had a pet badger

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

You do get a badger. The next day your badger gets up and starts doing the badger dance (www.badgerbadgerbadger.com) and doesnt stop...EVER