Corrupt a wish

[Butzy411]

you can fly, but never face forward.

i wish i could meet jesus!

 

[ThatGuy127]

You have met Jesus, unfortunately you died first.

I wish I had no more Wii debt.

 

[psychono2]

you have no more wii debt but ur wii came alive and divoured u whole
i wish my tv was fixed

 

[Nintendocam]

It is, but it only plays WSKG (barny, elmo, ect.)

I wish ninnie x would answer this.

 

[Spitfire_K]

NinnieX answers it, but it's really ME in disguise.
I wish Mario was real.

 

[psychono2]

he is but he pays a visit to SF and turns gay and chases michael jackson rather than chasing peach

i wish i knew why people love ps3 so much

 

[Jono]

they just do (i'm sorry but there was absolutely no logical answer to that wish, except maybe blue ray)

i wish i knew how samus could roll into a ball thats 10X smaller than her actuall body???

 

[psychono2]

shes anorexic but the suit is like 4 times larger than her self

i wish i was crazy

 

[nkbswe5]

Granted, but you become so crazy you kill everyone you know and yourself with a green highlighter

I wish Jono would change his avatar already

 

[Spitfire_K]

He does, but it's now a dead baby avatar.

I wish I were a pizza.

 

[wii love gamin]

you are pizza but u look so good you get eaten

i wish i was dead(not really but try and corrupt that)

 

[Spitfire_K]

ok, your dead, but you wonder the earth forever as a blind ghost, not able to do anything.

I wish I was Solid Snake.

 

[ThatGuy127]

Okay, you are, but you go on a mission an Ocelot sees you and shoots you till you're dead...D-E-D, dead.

I wish i cood spel?

 

[Ezekiel86]

You die and then realise (in ethereal form) that you can no longer play all the awesome Wii titles coming out, as you're no longer a physical being. Whaabaaang!!

I wish I could see a Pantera concert...

 

[ThatGuy127]

I was first...you go, but some drunk is drunk and he throws his bottle at you, paralyzing you from the neck down...

I wish i cood spel?