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Discussion in 'White Noise' started by Brawl_Luigi, May 21, 2009.

  1. Brawl_Luigi

    Brawl_Luigi Banned

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    Post your favorite FML.

    www.fmylife.com


    "Today, I cried when Adam lost American Idol. FML" :D
     
  2. ROB64

    ROB64 40lb box of rape

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    Oh, there's a bunch of them I wish I added to my favs, now I can't find them anymore
    FML is a great site to browse when you're bored. I'll dump some of them here once I find them...
     
  3. Pit-Alex

    Pit-Alex Pitkidrock

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    lol i love this site
    Suddently all the kids at my skool go on it
    Ill post some soon
     
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    ROB64 40lb box of rape

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    Haha, mine too. I think I started something...


    Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

    Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the women's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

    Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then proceeded to tell her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

    Today I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML


    I've actually done the last one. So freaking embarrassed...
     
  5. Pit-Alex

    Pit-Alex Pitkidrock

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    "Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML
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    lolz
     
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    ShaneDawsonTV :lol:
     
  7. Monsteroids

    Monsteroids Psychedelic Snail

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    I lol'd. Then I felt a little bad for her... Then I lol'd even harder.
     
  8. King Wiired

    King Wiired HITLER ME JEZ

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    Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

    teehee
     

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