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Kill the person above you thread

Discussion in 'Board Games' started by DBloke, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. Mr. MR

    Mr. MR Shantae 4 Smash!!!

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    You where killed when you finally caught a Magikarp with that rusty old rod
    the Magikarp brought you under the waves and drowned you because you could not pull it up
     
  2. TampaBondo

    TampaBondo Number 1 GE Wiimote User

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    Very true. That would kill anyone for sure! And if that didn't work, I'd kill Mr. Mr with the tetnis from the rusty rod.
     
  3. Tragonight

    Tragonight God-Slaying Vanguard

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    And if that didn't work, I would kill both of you by pushing you into the ocean, where you will be devoured by that same Magikarp.
     
  4. TampaBondo

    TampaBondo Number 1 GE Wiimote User

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    Kills Trag with an oil spill while he is floating out in that very same ocean.
     
  5. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Sparta kicked Tamps off a building.
     
  6. Mr. MR

    Mr. MR Shantae 4 Smash!!!

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    Died from overeating at feast given in your honor
     
  7. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Killed everyone at said feast by poisoning all the food but mine, Abu'l Nuqoud style. MR was one of many victims.
     
  8. Neosquid

    Neosquid (owo)凸

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    Went to the Halo 4 release where he was assassinated by Forerunners.
     
  9. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Didn't go to the AC4 release, and thus incurred the wrath of 'Karpmod's hidden hammer.
     
  10. Neosquid

    Neosquid (owo)凸

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    Didn't bring Burn Heal.
     
  11. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Beat ya to death with a Water Plate for doin' the thread wrong.
     
  12. Neosquid

    Neosquid (owo)凸

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    CK's power hungry nature had finally taken control of him, and he started foaming at the mouth. A hand ripped through his chest, originating in his stomach. The hand was soon followed by an arm, then a head, and after the entire body had came out. This new figure was the physical manifestation of CK's evil self, and looked exactly like CK, only without a nose. The evil CK looked down at the original, who was bleeding profusely from his stomach. Only, instead of blood, it was bacon grease, which was the source of CK's power. The "clone" ignored him and went on his way, his eventual goal being world domination.

    About twenty minutes later, I, Neoquid, walked by the dying CK. CK noticed me walking by, and spoke to me.

    "Please help me, I've changed my ways, I swear." said CK, who proceeded to cough up bacon grease.

    At the time, I thought that CK was still as evil and power crazed as he always was. As such, I wanted to protect the future of humanity.

    "You'll get no sympathy from me." I said, and walked away.
     
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  13. Mr. MR

    Mr. MR Shantae 4 Smash!!!

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    Heart Attack
     
  14. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Who wouldn't have one, after readin' that garbage. :lol:

    Beat MR to death with an imitation Falchion.
     
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    Oh i see. Yeh i derped up there my bad. Sorry.
    Killed SSBfreakCK by dressing up as magikarp and flopping him to death
    wtf?
     
  16. linku

    linku Live Life To The Fullest!

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    takes a chess grader to wii007, slowly cutting him up into very little pieces and feeds the rest to my pit bull for fresh meet.
     
  17. bxym

    bxym Sir Bxym

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    kill linku with links bomb
     
  18. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Pick axe'd ya to death.

    Would'a been cleaner if Sharpness could be enchanted onto 'em... Ah well, too bad for you.
     
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    bxym Sir Bxym

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    Wrap a magikarp around your neck and choke you
     
  20. Splash_King

    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    Pushed ya into lava.
     

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